Twisted Love Bars

[Verse 1] I'm looking at ya, yeah girl, you're kinda taken back by The whole ‘rapper’ thing, aren't ya? Probably thinking you'll get done so damn hard ya Won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya? Dump a couple girls people think you're a monster The ladies constantly bugging ya non-stop I come across ya, well hello hi there You gotta lot’a guys wishing to be in your draws an’ Wanting to see ya flash, do you got a condom ? I would hate for you To be pregnant before you a cat, no? I’ll just wipe your back Why don't you take me round and show me the track And sit up front, I'm not asking, it's a rap I just got jacked and you been body snatched In middle day with no masks for this attack You hear ‘em say, exact opposites attract If that's a fact, it'll take 141 taskforce to get you back [Verse 2] The first victim I had she was a big one Big name, well known, great fun She was the girl the lads always dreamed of In and out of friendship every couple second I can’t handle this any longer man Christmas time we were nearly fuck friends but What an ‘stance it was, I was sitting up front I was hooked in at the first glimpse of her buns Seen her backstage, now here's where I come in hun Look here she comes, I'd better pull out the big gun Wait, little too soon, keep it our pants son How 'bout a ride to heaven? Jump on, cunt But starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want Glad it didn’t happen, after all I think you’re the one Girl I ain’t kidding, I ain’t playing, this ain’t fun See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention You’re tearing my heart apart and walls down with this tension You little wencher, murder wasn't my intention May dream of it but if I wanted to kill you it woulda already been done Slowly she gets on and I begin bum her With point 66 millimetres of extension, penis [Verse 3] This victim was even bigger than the thirst Sport star, idol, the whole works She was a little schoolgirl when she first Burst up on the scene, it seemed that the world was hers She twirls and turned and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts The ercetion blown, it made m think - I lashed out at the lust But what was really going, on was that I had developed a crush I just didn't know how to tell it to her Should I cut off one of my hairs and mail it to her? Send her texts of my collection of skeletons or Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk? We'll settle this once and for all, I'mma tell her at dusk Tonight, tonight is the night and tell her I must Creep up to her mansion stripped and just Climb the gate and ring the bell like, "Hello my love" I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up Now do you agree? Would you like a link with me? I'll share my Callum with you cause I'm feeling you Carly Don’t ignore me, that’s not the way Ever since the schoolgirl juvenile delinquent I've been feeling you, ooh-ooh girl you sexy little gal you Just tell me you love me back boo Quick before you see what I’m about to do I'll slam dunk it in your mouth 'til you puke And just as soon as you choke ‘til your through I’m bound to, turn you round and make a mess of your pum New backlift? Shit I'll make it sore outta you’re wits Now show me how you move, baby giggle them bits