Best Friend

[R. Kelly] Polow Keyshia Kells [Kelly] What up Charles? Hey baby [Keyshia] Hey baby [Kelly] Girl, I ben missing you like crazy [Keyshia] I miss you too [Kelly] These fools about to make me lose my mind I do't think I can do all this time [Keyshia] Now just calm down, don't lose it baby [Polow] Keep your head up man we got you [Kelly] How is little junior and my beautiful daughters? [Keyshia] Fine. They just miss they daddy [Kelly] Well did you get to talk to my lawyers? [Keyshia] Night and day, day and night I keep calling them [Kelly] Yeah, well day and night, night and day just keep calling them [Keyshia] Ok [Polow] What up my nigga, you straight? Anything I can get you? [Kelly] This toilet paper be cutting my ass, I need some rolls of tissue [Keyshia] Charmen? [Kelly] And man, what happen to them squares yo ass promised me? [Keyshia] Baby, Charles lost his job. He's been struggling [Kelly] Yeah, is that right? You lost your job, how? [Polow] Man, I been having troubles with my car Besides it's too far, price of gas, man it's hard And on the real, shit, man they be trippin at that Walmart Feel me? [Kelly] Yeah man, I feel you [Keyshia] Well baby, I got something I wanna read you It's from your kids, they wrote this one at school And they want me to bring it here and read it to you, it says: "Roses are red, violets are blue Daddy we love you and we miss you" [Kelly] Aww, thats sweet. But tell me Why Charles is wearing the shirt you bought me? Yo bogus ass [Hook: R. Kelly] You been doing my best friend Tell me how could you do it to me? Hell to the naw Got caught up doing a bid, now I'm serving 5 to 10 My old lady, he doing in You been doing my best friend Behind my back while I'm in the Penn Screw both of yall See yall done hooked up wit each other Man, you was like my brother And I'm in here, yall undercover Girl you screwing... [Keyshia] Wait, just don't walk away, please let me explain [Polow] Yeah dog, it ain't like that [Kelly] Don't be playing no damn games [Polow] Man, what the fuck is wrong with you? You crazy? This girl love you She even took a chance on losing her job Just to be here for you [Kelly] Yeah. Well, maybe I'm being a lttle paranoid [Polow] A little? [Kelly] Can you blame me? Just look at her She's pretty as all outdoors Sorry baby [Keyshia] It's ok. I understand your stressing [Kelly] Thanks man for bringing her for me [Polow] Please, my nigga, no need to sweating [Keyshia] Just like you asked, I got those magazines for you [Kelly] That's my girl [Polow] I ain't got no squares but I got a robe and you some house shoes [Kelly] My brother [Polow] So how you holing up? [Kelly] Man, I'm just trying to make it work [Polow] (Keyshia) Well I got... (See I...) She Got... (He got...) (Charles, you go fist) Well, me and Sheila, we had this like crazy ass idea She sing, I rap, we was thinking about making this shit a career [Keyshia] What you think about that baby? Do you think it'll work? [Kelly] Aight that's it. Now I really gotta know babe Where in the hell he got that shirt? [Polow] {Kelly} Aww here we go again {Yeah that's right} Nigga, what the fuck is wrong with you? [Kelly] Yeah man, yall on some bullshit What? You think I'm a god damn fool? [Polow] Nigga, I ain't say all that [Kelly] Well then answer the question, screw all that Girl answer it [Polow] Now, hold on man [Keyshia] What? Who you calling a bitch? [Hook] + (Some ad libs by Keyshia and Polow) [R. Kelly] (Keyshia) {Polow} Girl you screwing my best friend (Well ain't this a bitch) {Yeah it is a bitch} Girl you swore, you promised {What?} That you would hold it down {Come on} Till I come back around {Calm down} Keep that thing on lock {Man, calm down} Till I roll up on yo block You motherfff... Girl you been doing my best friend [Hook]