Cookie Cutter

[INTRO] [VERSE 1] Peep my attention getter, like "why am I miserable" Because my persona's see though, nah it's invisible And follow with a line, And more rhyme "I find you listen throught" Switch to [?] And shift the inner syllables A little pause, it'll give it a swing Don't forget, include the little "ing" proceeding the "swing" And then go "Sing Sing" will help you get attention if you lose it You can always start again, just mention "revolution" Gotta say it like you mean it, like it's in the living proof Put something shocking monotone and flip it cynical Like understating baby raping, highlighting specific syllables Act sincere and rapidly rap weird and cyclical If that don't work, act misunderstood or flip political Compare yourself to what you're not, like similes, but literal... Gotta handle angry with your hand to hand demeanor Insert pop-reference here "Something, something Brangelina" [Hook] And for the chorus try to keep it plain Emotional images, dead ballerina, rain Or just insinuate, and keep it safe, maintain And just state the obvious "It's like I can't complain" Or try to be ironic, like "I hate my hate" You can even use them words you just learned today "Validate my vediety," repeating's great "validate my ve- something, rain" [VERSE 2] At this point repeat the chorus or get back to the verse But if you start again use the pace you had in the first It makes the hook more catchy, trust me, with some practice it works Ease 'em in but cookie-cutters will snap, start rapping in spurts And if you really feel the track, say something mad and absurd "I pour a forty on my shorty, write my raps in a hearse" And then reverse the established pattern, "Cheese is for lunch" It doesn't have to make no sense you're setting leads to the punch Buy some time like, "The C in MC is for crutch" Lead 'em on to leave 'em stuck, and then you leave them with "what?" And if you wanna lie you lie big, the fans will believe ya Throw in an onamonapia like "BLAOW," and there's your lead up A little mini bridge and get your voice descending See, a cheesy melody affords the ending Might wanna read your bumper sticker here depending Or name a better man, or just a dead MC It's like... [Hook PT 2] And for the chorus try to keep it plain Emotional images, dead ballerina, rain Or just insinuate, and keep it safe, maintain And just state the obvious, dog, like, "I can't complain" Or try to be ironic, like "I hate my hate" You can even use words you just learned today "Validate my vediety," repeating's great "validate your vebiety something, rain" Or resort to self defeating, "Why am I rhyming for?" Make a crazy blanket statement, like "the sky's a whore" Hyperbolize sometimes like, "I've died before" Rhyme some more, or flip the pace, re-iterate, go back and rhyme the fourth...