F Myself

[Intro] Actually, um, I'm not sure where I come in but it doesn't matter, huh? [Verse 1] To the person who called me an old hag, flop You need to stream my whole catalog Tell me why these fussy bitches just lack love It has to stop [Pre-Chorus] If I wasn't so deep in love with myself You might've fucked my whole day up as well No you didn't think you would get a reply Darling, I'll give you a piece of my mind [Chorus] If I had a dick, I would definitely fuck myself I don't need a dick and I definitely don't need your help Try to get a grip, go outside, baby, touch some grass Once you figure out how to love yourself, comе on back [Post-Chorus] Yeah, come on back And try again, my friend [Verse 2] You just probably wokе up with really bad breath today Someone stupid cut you off on the highway Something tells me that you never felt truly safe And that's okay [Pre-Chorus 2] 'Cause I wasn't always this chill and refined I still say stupid shit all of the time All that I'm saying is you’ve got a choice Hope you can feel all this love in my voice [Chorus] If I had a dick, I would definitely fuck myself I don't need a dick and I definitely don't need your help (Don’t need your help) Try to get a grip, go outside, baby, touch some grass Once you figure out how to love yourself, come on back [Bridge] While you were focusing on talking shit And bringing me down (Bringing me down) I was just thinking 'bout how magical you could be If you (If you) were in your power [Chorus] If I had a dick, I would definitely fuck myself (Fuck myself) I don't need a dick and I definitely don't need your help (Don't need help) Try to get a grip, go outside, baby, touch some grass Once you figure out how to love yourself, come on back [Post-Chorus] Come on back Try again Oh, woah, woah Try again, my friend