"Thank You Thomas"

[Intro: Tyler Durden] "You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." [Verse] The first rule of Fight Club is "What fucking Fight Club?" The second rule of Fight Club is "What fucking Fight Club?" If someone says stop you stop the fight cunt Hundreds of cunts but you only have to fight one One fight at a time no shirts, no shoes And your belt as well, this'll last til it has to Fight a friend or stranger, doesn't matter if they know you Your first night in? Well then mate you have to Support groups support you, suppose you're a bored you Who doesn't have coffee in their house and you're overdue A cup. Well fill up your mug take a seat Bury your face in a shirt have a greet It's just you and me and we're still clear and free Two fakers in the room, a connection between us If I had a tumour I'd name it what your name is Yeah if I had a tumour, I'd probably name it You know the old saying how you hurt the ones you love? Well I'm hurting myself rubbing wounds with my tongue They'd heal if I left them, repeat what I said then I keep on running til soap becomes dead men Reversing the reel til we're back at the start of this I mix mine with saw dust, I'm done using paraffin It never ever works, and it never ever works out The all-singing crap, do you see what you're worth now? Uh, yeah this is life and it's ending One second at a time, I guess that's why it's precious But yeah, this is life and it's ending And you're only really whatever the fuck that 'x' is [Bridge] And if you ain't a vet by the time I next check I'll open up your skull and paint the city red I'm cutting in frames from other fucking scenes His name is Robert Paulsen, so who does that make me? [Outro] Everyone lets thank Thomas for sharing himself Thank you Thomas. I look around this room and I see a lot of courage and that gives me strength We give each other strength