Tie Me to the Length of That

Trials and tribulations [Verse 1] When I was born, the doctor didn't like me He grabbed my ankles, held me like a turkey Dear Mummy, why'd you let him hit me? This was wrong, I knew you didn't love me [Verse 2] There is selection, many shapes and sizes Variety fondling surprises The syllables, they trigger happy opposites Encountering those devious devices Satisfying all that you are craving Considering life is now worth saving Tie me to the length of that [Chorus] Tie me to the length of that Tie me to the length of that Tie me to the length of that You’ll be sorry you don’t love me Something is happening to my body Nature is those little bits and pieces [Chorus] [Verse 1] I keep these feelings deep inside my body It's not the union both of us expected Remember daddy when you made him hold me Safe in his arms, then the bastard dropped me Ooh, ahh, pretty, pretty baby Pretty baby, baby, baby boo-hoo... Tie me to the length of that Tie me to the length of that Considering life is now worth saving Stupid drunk You’ll be sorry you don’t love me Pretty baby, pretty, pretty baby Pretty baby, pretty, pretty baby Ooh, ahh What a lovely little baby [Verse 2] [Chorus] Until the end