Two Ton Paperweight

My car is a PIECE OF SHIT! I wanna drive you off a cliff Watch you crash into a ravine for the things you did to me You STUPID CAR! I wanna make myself a pipe bomb Blow your damn engine back to hell where I know you're from PIECE OF CRAP! You aren't even worth the tow To a junkyard or a place where you'd sit and lay to waste I WISH YOU'D DIE! Oh nevermind, you always do Could you tell me how much longer it will be until I'm rid of you? I wish that you would just get hit by lightning, or something My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye You leak more than a newborn baby I change your oil all the time but still you need some more Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors Such wonderful variety of problems galore Will there be a time, when I know I can drive Without my car breaking down? And will I ever see, it start consistently Without the pain and the suffering? Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car (DIE!) Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car (DIE!) Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car (DIE!) My car is a PIECE OF SHIT! I oughta give you a swift kick In the muffler, in the tire, or wherever I desire You STUPID CAR! You never get me very far when You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin PIECE OF CRAP! I guess you want a piece of me Since you're leaving all your pieces I n the middle of the street You HEAP OF JUNK! I don't know what I'm gonna do I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you I swear you must be older than my grandma, and she's dead The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me Your miles are approaching seven digits May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key I guess I'm just a little angry But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide You probably think I'm slightly overreacting Has your car ever made you think about suicide? Will there be a time, when I know I can drive Without my car breaking down? And will I ever see, it start consistently Without the pain and the torment? Will there be a time, when I know I can drive Without my car breaking down? And will I ever see, (music slows to stop) it start consist...? What the...? (Car starting) Come on... (Car starting) Gimme a break! (Car starts running for a moment) Ah? (Car breaks) All right! Piece of SHIT! (Smashing noises) DIE! (Smashing noises) DIE! Stupid car