This Is Not A Song, Its A Sandwich

[Pre Chorus] I know what you're thinking You're thinking, "This is a song" Well I guess I'll just have to show you Exactly where you are WRONG! Why aren't you hearing the cheese? Why aren't you feeling the ham? If you don't listen you'll miss it You don't understand I will explain it all once I can explain it all twice To make it clear to your brain Until you've taken a bite [Chorus] It couldn't be a dam cause it doesn't have a beaver It's not the DMV cause it doesn't make you wait It couldn't be a taco cause it isn't very crunchy It couldn't be an Olsen cause it isn't Mary-Kate It can't be Dirty Dancing cause it doesn't make you vomit It couldn't be an iron cause it doesn't burn your face It couldn't be Bruce Campbell cause it isn't freakin' awesome It couldn't be a keyboard cause it doesn't have a space... BAR! (Be-cause) This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH! What would make you think otherwise? This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH! Now no more of your vile filthy lies (This is a song) NO IT'S A SANDWICH! (Uh... But, it's a song) NO IT'S A SANDWICH! So what are you thinking? Still think this is a song? Do you require more proof? Do you enjoy being wrong? Why aren't you hearing the meat? Why aren't you feeling the bread? If you don't listen, you'll miss it You're making me sad I will explain it all once I can explain it all twice And then again and again Until you've taken a bite! It couldn't be a chick cause it doesn't want to marry It can't be Windows Vista cause it doesn't suck enough It couldn't be a boob cause it isn't very squishy It couldn't be a beer cause it isn't good and stuff It couldn't be a tub cause it doesn't have a ducky It couldn't be a stoner cause it doesn't have a joint It couldn't be an egg cause there is no Easter Bunny It couldn't be a song cause it doesn't have a point (Be-cause!) This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH! What would make you think otherwise? This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH! It's really just a hoagie in disguise (I'm pretty sure this is a song) NO IT'S A SANDWICH! (... Sooong!) SANDWICH! (SONG!) SANDWICH! (Jesus, dude, what is wrong with you?) NO IT'S A SANDWICH! Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese, olives Onions, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers, salami Noodles, pizza, tires, CROWBARS!!! You bought (or stole!) This dumb CD Now you are suffering Driving home, working out Or at your job At your house, or wherever On your iPod