The Root of All Evil

Dentist Dentist Dentist Dentist Going to the dentist Going to the dentist and it's gonna suck Sitting in the waiting room Waiting for my turn to sit on the throne of pain While filling out various legal documents All starting to look the same My insurance information and my medical history I don't know if they want me to Excuse me, did you have any questions about the form? Yes, as a matter of fact I do Do I fill out this part here too Oh, don't worry about that, we'll fill that part out. If you're ready the doctor will see you now Hello, I'm Dr. Taylor. How are you today? Fine That's great! What we're gonna do is take a few x-rays then we'll see what we need to take care of, okay? Sit back regret how it all has come to this I know that I should have been brushing All that plaque was having a party I've been dreading this exact moment Open wide, the fun begins now she's Putting a bunch of shit in my mouth Putting a bunch of shit in my mouth Putting a bunch of shit in my mouth Putting a bunch of shit in my mouth Now I'm feeling Pain, suck, sucking pain, that sucks Poking and prodding and pressing and probing and Pulling all feels utterly violating Suck, pain, painful suck, that hurts Drilling and filling and digging and yanking and Scraping is something I think is unnerving Smooth jazz adds to my misery Easy listening while they are raping my poor teeth (teeth) I lost a fight to tooth decay, tooth extraction Feels like they're digging out my brains (brains) This is not the oral care I prefer I've got a bunch of cavities to fill before another tooth falls out Lie helpless and let them dig out the nerve I need another shot of Novocain to numb it while my teeth get plowed Okay, here's your free toothbrush and I'll see you in six months. Bye