Quack Kills

[Verse 1] I’m being watched By a duck And with a little bit of luck I can move away and never fear again I saw his beak He made a smirk Then he dunked his head to lurk And turned my blood to ice within my veins [Pre-Chorus 1] I would migrate north if you could guarantee That there are no ducks in the Arctic sea Their waddling gives me anxiety Whenever they're following me (Quack!) [Chorus] I'm afraid of a duck (With their creepy webbed feet) I'm afraid of a duck (And their razor sharp beak) I'm afraid of duck (They have beady black eyes) I'm afraid of a duck (And they're staring at me!) You dirty cloaca go back to your flock of Paddling revolting floating freeloading POULTRY! Quack! (x10) [Verse 2] Here they come I think I’m marked Every time I’m at the park A miscreant comes to steal my bread Drop your things and Run for the car Cuz if you don’t make it that far They’ll feast upon your fallen corpse instead [Pre-Chorus 2] There is nothing more fowl than a drake on a lake Staring me down until I finally break A flap of their wings gives me a panic attack And I don't have the strength to fight back (Quack, Quack) [Chorus 2] I'm afraid of a DUCK! (they would kill you for your bread) I'm afraid of a DUCK! (Then eat your liver instead) I'm afraid of a DUCK! (I wanna smash all their eggs) I'm afraid of a DUCK! (Stop laughing at me!) You think that it's funny, just wait till their coming Don't you know birds of a feather murder together? [Bridge] He's watching me! (They're after me!) He's watching me! (They're after me!) He's watching me! (They're after me!) He's watching me! (He's....) [Verse 3] SHH! I’m afraid of that duck I’m afraid of that other duck I’m afraid of the flock And all my friends think I should see a QUACK But I’m not cool with that Claiming ducks are all innocent THEY'RE NOT! Little pieces of shit, they bit me when i was a kid... ruined my fucking life! I could have been president, look at me now! I'm in this stupid band! I'm not crazy you see Look, they hunt in a flying "V" And it's pointed at me My worst nightmare descends upon OH GOD! HELP ME! OH HELP Me! AH DUCKS! EVERYWHERE SHIT! AHHH AHHH! NO NO! NO NO [Talking] - "What do you think doc, do you think I'm crazy? - "Well It sounds like you got a classic case of 'Anatidaephobia' which is a Fear of being watched by ducks. I recommend that you go to the store buy many loaves of bread and feed the ducks. Feed all the ducks! FEED THE DUCKS! - "That's your advice?" - "Feed Them!" - "Who Gave you your degree?" - "I attended the university of QUACK! Where I got my masters in QUACK I moved on to QUACK. Then.." - "No" - "QUACK!" - "NO! NO, NO, NO! NOT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN! OW OW OW! THERE IS NO GOD!"