04.11.2014
98
Rock
Tekst piosenki
[Verse 1]
I’m being watched
By a duck
And with a little bit of luck
I can move away and never fear again
I saw his beak
He made a smirk
Then he dunked his head to lurk
And turned my blood to ice within my veins
[Pre-Chorus 1]
I would migrate north if you could guarantee
That there are no ducks in the Arctic sea
Their waddling gives me anxiety
Whenever they're following me
(Quack!)
[Chorus]
I'm afraid of a duck
(With their creepy webbed feet)
I'm afraid of a duck
(And their razor sharp beak)
I'm afraid of duck
(They have beady black eyes)
I'm afraid of a duck
(And they're staring at me!)
You dirty cloaca go back to your flock of
Paddling revolting floating freeloading POULTRY!
Quack! (x10)
[Verse 2]
Here they come
I think I’m marked
Every time I’m at the park
A miscreant comes to steal my bread
Drop your things and
Run for the car
Cuz if you don’t make it that far
They’ll feast upon your fallen corpse instead
[Pre-Chorus 2]
There is nothing more fowl than a drake on a lake
Staring me down until I finally break
A flap of their wings gives me a panic attack
And I don't have the strength to fight back
(Quack, Quack)
[Chorus 2]
I'm afraid of a DUCK!
(they would kill you for your bread)
I'm afraid of a DUCK!
(Then eat your liver instead)
I'm afraid of a DUCK!
(I wanna smash all their eggs)
I'm afraid of a DUCK!
(Stop laughing at me!)
You think that it's funny, just wait till their coming
Don't you know birds of a feather murder together?
[Bridge]
He's watching me! (They're after me!)
He's watching me! (They're after me!)
He's watching me! (They're after me!)
He's watching me! (He's....)
[Verse 3]
SHH!
I’m afraid of that duck
I’m afraid of that other duck
I’m afraid of the flock
And all my friends think I should see a QUACK
But I’m not cool with that
Claiming ducks are all innocent THEY'RE NOT!
Little pieces of shit, they bit me when i was a kid... ruined my fucking life! I could have been president, look at me now! I'm in this stupid band!
I'm not crazy you see
Look, they hunt in a flying "V"
And it's pointed at me
My worst nightmare descends upon OH GOD! HELP ME! OH HELP Me! AH DUCKS! EVERYWHERE SHIT! AHHH AHHH! NO NO! NO NO
[Talking]
- "What do you think doc, do you think I'm crazy?
- "Well It sounds like you got a classic case of 'Anatidaephobia' which is a Fear of being watched by ducks. I recommend that you go to the store buy many loaves of bread and feed the ducks. Feed all the ducks! FEED THE DUCKS!
- "That's your advice?"
- "Feed Them!"
- "Who Gave you your degree?"
- "I attended the university of QUACK! Where I got my masters in QUACK I moved on to QUACK. Then.."
- "No"
- "QUACK!"
- "NO! NO, NO, NO! NOT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN! OW OW OW! THERE IS NO GOD!"
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