Pluh

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. I dunno Here we go Tearin' down the road doin' ninety in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of gas I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a Sucka like me to drive by goin' way too fast I saw the red and blue in my rear view So I pulled my slug bug over to the shoulder of the road He looked me in the nose and said: "Son, do you realize your tires are round?" And I said: "PLUH!" Uh, what'd you say? Stupid guy I said pluh Walkin down the street in my running shoes lookin' for a shoestore So that I can find myself parking spot I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing but his boxers And a cap that said: "I like tater tots." He said somethin' in Latin that I didn't understand And I thought the worst until he pointed at my wrist Then I saw that all he wanted was the time So I looked at my broken watch, and I said: "PLUH!" I still don't get it I said pluh Keep that zitty-zag shit out of my music This is heavy Yup If there ever was a word that you heard so absurd It could take the place of anything that you could say Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone So remember the next time you forget What you're sayin' in the middle of a sentence Don't strain your brain to remember the word Instead look 'em right in the nose and Tell 'em that the answer is: "PLUH!" Oh, I get it Yeah, now you know I said pluh Yeah, that Pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh Pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh Pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh Yes I said pluh Pluh Pluh Pluh Satan, Satan (dialogue)