Passive Vengeance

Your pubes are on the soap cause you never wash em off And I never say a thing There's wrappers on the floor and you never do the dishes And I never say a thing Well I'll move your bookmark to a different page I'll let your hamster out of its cage I'll call you names when you just left the room I'll draw mustaches on pictures of you Passive vengeance Passive vengeance No direct confrontation at all Passive vengeance Passive vengeance No direct confrontation You haven't got a job and you owe me for the rent And I never do a thing You always eat my food and you're hogging up the shower And I never do a thing Well I'll put a scratch on your favorite CD I'll tell your friends you watch CMT I'll steal your change that you dropped on the floor I won't tell you when I go to the store Hey man Hey Where'd you go? Uhh to the store Oh well yeah I kinda needed some toilet paper. It'd be awesome if you could let me Know when you do stuff like that I'll be sure to let ya know next time You won't You won't see this coming at all You won't You won't see this coming Calculated retribution you will feel me indirectly In retaliation justice will be dealt because I Farted on your door handle (you got more comin') I took a roll of toilet paper (no mercy) I gave your dog diarrhea (you got more comin') I threw away your phone charger (so take that bitch) So take that bitch So take that bitch You had enough bitch So take that bitch You want more bitch So take that bitch So take that bitch How could you prove it was me That's called passive vengeance Passive vengeance No direct confrontation at all Passive vengeance Passive vengeance No direct confrontation (dialogue)