Fight to the Death

Fight to the death for the last slice of pizza You gotta want it more than him Fight to the death for the last pizza slice It's time to make your stand You gotta punch him in the face Then he punches you in the face back Then you punch him in the face once again And it makes him madder and he punches you in the face back And you punch him in the face ... yet again Then you punch each other... continuously! Look at this guy! He thinks he knows karate But he DOESN'T... know karate! You gotta put him in his place With your fist or maybe a kick in the dick YEAH! Now maybe stomp his ribs and liver OH FUCK! That totally backfired Now he's comin' for you Whatcha gonna do And uh, somethin' other funny thing It's gone down to the ground like UFC But it's really pretty damn boring They're just laying there, holding each other... It's technical but not exciting to watch Punch! Knee strike! Jab! Kidney punch! Eye gouge! Wet willie! Elbow drop! Potato chips And they're up and moving again Now it's exciting again What is he gonna do next? He's gonna play a GUITAR SOLO [Guitar Solo] Holy shit! He's got a pointy stick! He's gonna try to stab you with... the pointy stick! Don't take that shit! You gotta form a defense The only option now left is to Hit him with a TRUCK [Skit] ("Hey, there's only one beer left!") FIGHT TO THE DEATH for the last can of beer! ("Hey, we only have more roll of toilet paper!") FIGHT TO THE DEATH for the last toilet paper ("Who left a dish in the sink?!") FIGHT TO THE DEATH cuz a dish in the sink! ("No, I'm NOT getting the mail today, it's YOUR turn to get the mail!") FIGHT TO THE DEATH to see who gets the mail ("Hey, you don't fight Alex, I'm the only around here who gets to fight Alex!") FIGHT TO THE DEATH to see who gets to fight ALEX to the DEATH! Fight to the death (fight too the death) Fight to the death over various stuff!