Gampo

You can find me stiff! Like a samurai on a llama ride Down a water slide, getting sodomized I'm a wallaby, I'm the king of a colony But the way I am whilin' out You would think I just won the lottery {Chorus} Bling, gold chain, bling I am king of america I've had this dream as a kid and I'm living it Change Topics I would like that yellow bone girl in my office With a little miniature giraffe and some chocolates We can put a skyscraper where my garage is Vator to the top, and give each other massages I don't give a fuck about your opinion I'm in a tub fucking with a couple ticklish women And I'm a gampo!(gampo) I've been so since the begginin' And if you’re thinking different I’ll get to kindnapping your children Yeah Why you staring at me, like I'm from neptune Drinking with my pet loon, in your dad's guest room Every where I go, I get looks Like you motherfuckers never seen a crook {Hook} Tell em' if they curious they can ride all night on the low(on the low!) Tell em' if they curious they can all tag along on for the show(tell em this!) Tell em' I'm a gampo!(gampo) oh-oh-ohwee-oh I'm a gampo! (gampo) oh-oh-ohwee-oh I'm a gampo! I'm a fool! Prof, your so rude and embarassing And they're so well behaved in comparison PBR Poppin', Everybody Watchin', Yeah we're in public Now we ain't stoppin {Chorus} Uncle Prof sit back and get shitty While I unlock a big fresh pair of titties King Gampo, fresh as a briz-ease Sick as a disease/best in the cities How my pinky ring got my shoes mad? Lookin down at them motherfuckers like "Too bad!" Similar to why my jeans pissed off My whips so hard! got my dick soft Candybreeze looking like a shellfish I do what the fuck I want! can't help it Every where I go, I get looks Like you motherfuckers never seen a crook {Hook} Get dumb like me, we gonna get our shots on I can knock your socks off We don't need to talk long Get dumb like me, you can ride the shotgun Drinking till we talk wrong Man I love this! {Chorus} I'm drunk climbing trees, dancing in the club Buying alcohol for kids, man I'm getting love All the Gampos take over the public Welcome to America, where you at bitch? We in public We in public We in public Where you at bitch? We in public We in public We in public {Hook}