I'm In Love With the Music Biz

Good Morning Mr. Sparrow! I'd say it's a beautiful day! Ready to go hang up flyers on Avenue A? What's that tiny sparrow? Oh you're all tuckered out from your day job Well you know what I do when I'm feeling down.. I shove my ass into a bustle and I march into the biggest office Of the biggest record company, and I say.. I'm in love with the music biz, it gives me such a thrill Shopping my tape, the look on your face as I let out a trill I'm in love with the music biz, hey sparrow don't you agree We'll find the dirtiest van we can, a rolling home for you and me! I'm enchante with the A & R department They say I'll go far but don't play guitar Good heavens, yessir right a way! Light and gay is the way I feel when I'm beggin' a deal They always say no,but cause I'm so po' I always enjoy my meal! The check's just in time it's from BMI For $5.39 let's get in the line for welfare There, there Lawyers, publicists, radio promoters With tight fitting jeans and cars that use motors Round the maypole A-hole! We tiptoed into the studio a smidgen past noon Mr. Sparrow, a pidgeon, and Suits the baboon An animal orchestra if you please Suits! You're getting pawprints on all the CD's I'm in love with the music biz Operator! David Geffen, ring me through Princess Superstar's holding the line And TELL HIM I'VE GOT SOMETHING NEW!!!