I Love You (Or at Least I Like You)

PS - Hey baby, what's your name JZ - They call me captain backslap, a.k.a., bankroll J JZ - You wanna get with me, you gotsta pay the fee PS - Oh yeah, so what you doing later JZ - Hey I like those leather pants, how much those cost PS - A lot JZ - Ready to spend that on me for that lovin' PS - Maybe [Princess Superstar] Baby you got what I need Try to sleep, I haven't slept, try to eat, I forget Shit where's your number, hope that's the one I kept Now we just met and I suspect I might just love you Well you can bet I'm mad thinkin' of ya, don't wanna trouble ya Check my dress, about the same color as my B.M.W Think about my hand round that penis Damn son, you just had a stroke of genius Like Manson, your eyes are like going crazy Like Macy Gray I'm a get you up and do somethin' [J-Zone] You wanna do somethin', take me to Macy's Do I love you, uh-uh, nope, not lately Dick ain't free, I charge by the stroke I break you off but I ain't with being broke I don't love you, I like you, now open your purse You wanna give me some ass, first give me the cash I sell dick like Avon and take no crap You wanna date me then make my bankroll fat Cough it up, see you fellas got it wrong fuckin' for free Reverse the game, chicks pay when they fuckin' with me [Princess Superstar] Fine, okay, so that's the way you like it Get you Henny but watch it I might spike it If you were wearin' a skirt I'd tell you to hike it And when we get down best believe I'm a mic it You must be used to all this winin' and dinin' Just drink your wine, I don't wanna hear your whinin' Gonna get mine, no fight alright, I'm fucking you tonight [Princess Superstar] I'll throw rocks at your window while you sleep at home And if that don't work, well I'll just throw you this song [J-Zone] Well if you ever feel freaky I'll be your ho But if you ain't got my cash I'll be out the door [J-Zone] I wanna rest and dress and look purdy Livin' off my women and retire at thirty [Princess Superstar] I like it dirty, hottie, buy you Karl Kani Armani, lick Criss off Punani [J-Zone] Young ladies wanna swallow mine Not till I see dollar signs Can I give you some lovin', hell no My cock isn't short, I'm a male ho [Princess Superstar] Male ho, huh, I'm a make you my housewife Get your ass indoors, please, see, I asked nice [J-Zone] We went to lunch, you thought I was payin' Hey bitch, I go to Dutch, you thought I was playin' I finished the food and I was out the door For the price I like you but do I love you no [Princess Superstar] Get back here, lobster costs thirty-five bucks I want an hour for each dollar, that's thirty-five fucks (what) No hugs, just my diamond thug Come on baby, baby, give me that nasty love (well strip) Just one moment please, just one moment please Just one moment please, just one moment please [Princess Superstar] I'll throw rocks at your window while you sleep at home And if that don't work, well I'll just throw you this song [J-Zone] Well if you ever feel freaky I'll be your ho But if you ain't got my cash I'll be out the door [J-Zone] Yes, just a little something to let these, ladies know Captain backslap ain't free baby I got twelve inches and I ain't just talkin' about my records You know what I mean, ten dollars in this Ten dollars, a hundred dollars, more money, more money, more money Uh, just give me the cash, uh Don't hold out, don't hold out now You gotta pay up, not till I see dollar signs Uh, so open your purse and pay me [Princess Superstar] I'll throw rocks at your window while you sleep at home And if that don't work, well I'll just throw you this song [J-Zone] Well if you ever feel freaky I'll be your ho But if you ain't got my cash I'll be out the door [Princess Superstar] I'll throw rocks at your window while you sleep at home And if that don't work, well I'll just throw you this song [J-Zone] Well if you ever feel freaky I'll be your ho But if you ain't got my cash I'll be out the door