Do it Like a Robot

[Verse One] I made a wish on Aladdin an imaginary menagerie in Manhattan Filled with robots dancin like Michael Jacksons or Janet Jacksons-- Control Ms. Princess that's me, Ms. Princess Fuck you if you nasty Need 411 son just ask me, I'm everywhere you wanna be Ring the Bell like Atlantic hard wired round the world I make the crowd get frantic Let me be candid, I'm pedantic, you might not understand it I attack but play like Mamet bzz dammit watch your back my brains are damaged Bionic lady call me Jaime me and Million buck man we gonna save Slim Shady I'm Crazy my genetic code programmed for robot mode computer human antidote MP3 LCD's in my BVD's G3 key snot I sneeze You forgot--Please I remember every number Buy 1 thousand condoms at Price Club I'm a member [Hook] Go baby go baby what! Go baby go baby what! Just do it like a robot [Verse Two] Transmission nifty, shift your stick in position in a jiffy Pop! You missed me, Popcorn maker in my pussy Like Debussy I kick minuets kicked cigarettes Now I make bigger bets than figureheads Get down on bigger beds than chickenheads What I said, Head my letterhead, AC/DC I'm a metalhead No "Strobelight Ho" but sick in silhouettes Trained like a track get back exact M.I.T. Lab I'm back Damn this baby's stacked you want cash I'm NASDAQ You like that give the pin I'm MAC, I crashed Mathematical, unflappable never take grammatical sabbaticals Advance on mechanicals unstoppable I'm topical Invent new robot shit like butt mixed with popsicle -What? It's the Babygotbackical Are you on crack at all? Nah I'm clean squeaky on Ajax Scratch that I'm on magnets Doo doo doo do inspect my gadgets [Repeat Hook] [Verse Three] In my stomach, I got a blender, drink lemonade Bend for Bender whims like Wender You remember the soda vendor you kicked? Get you in December Data and matter I'm madder than a hatter I gather Spin letters much faster than Vanna, bananas Cut tongues like Mick Jagger when I dabble in anger C'mon gives me kicks I'm a steel chick Plastic metal unreal chick/I dig Numbers and engines sprockets and chrome Benzes Rhodedendrums shear em with x-ray lenses Senses/don't have em don't want em-fool Senseless/ don't argue I am programmed to beat you Teach you a thing or two About the 20th Century and the 21- January 1 be the same shit as December 31 And I'm not the one to put the damper Go party, drink 40's pee your pants with the Pamper Clothes in the hamper, dried sticky throw-up mouth sore with the canker By the power of Grayskull I'm the Master of the Universe I am money, take this bitch to the banker I am money, take this bitch to the banker