The Marrying Kind

[Verse 1] If you leave her now You are never going to see her again - Never Now she's going to need a shoulder to cry on She's going to need a friend She's going to need a pillow case - something too put those tears on And I've got some purple satin laces One second later than the second you gone She' going to miss you at first But then she's going to buy me things That's when I'm going to a lay her Across my piano stool and sing too her [Chorus] Honey, Eye tried too tell him That you were the marrying kind A faithful one-man-woman The best he would ever find Eye guess he wasn't trying too hear that So there ain't nothing left too say I tried too tell him if you run too me I won't run away [Verse 2] If you leave her now You'll never get another glimpse I'm going too lace her with enough ice to recap the polls There might b another solar eclipse She's going to find: Bath water hot enough too b touched (oh, man. Pork chop is hurting) I'm going to put her on the same diet Missy went on U know she eat too much Tonight, she's going to miss you at first But then she'll get used too me All of the tricks Eye would try Too make her take this ring and make love too me [Chorus] [Outro] Run away Don't run away