Pussy Control

[Intro] Nuestra presentacion especial comenzara en breve (Our special presentation will start shortly) Pero antes un mensaje de nuestros auspiciadores (But first a message from our sponsors) Uh, yeah Uh [Bridge] Good morning ladies and gentlemen ("What hotel number is she in?") Boys and motherfucking girls ("319, 319" "Cool") This is your captain with no name speaking And I'm here to rock your world With a tale that will soon be classic About a woman you already know No prostitute she, but the mayor of your brain Pussy Control (Are you ready?) [Chorus] Aaah, Pussy Control, oh Aaah, Pussy Control, oh [Verse 1] Our story begins in a schoolyard A little girl skipping rope with her friends A tisket, a tasket, no lunch in her basket Just school books for the fight she would be in One day over this hoodie She got beat for some clothes and her rep With her chin up, she scolded "All y'all's molded When I'm rich, on your neck I will step" And step she did to the straight A's Then college, the master degree She hired the heifers that jumped her And made everyone of them work for free? No! Why? So what if my sisters are trifling? They just don't know She said "Mama didn't tell'em what she told me 'Girl, yuo need Pussy Control'" (Are you ready?) [Chorus] [Verse 2] Pussy got bank in her pockets Before she got dick in her drawers If brother didn't have good and plenty of his own In love Pussy never did fall And this fool named Trick want to stick her Uh, talking more Schick than a Bitch 'Bout how he going to make Pussy a star If she come and sing a lick on his hit Pussy said "Nigga, you crazy if you don't know Every woman in the world ain't a freak You can go platinum four times Still couldn't make what I make in a week So push up on somebody want to hear that Cuz this somebody here don't want to know Boy, you better act like you understand When you roll with Pussy Control" (Are you ready?) [Chorus] [Verse 3] With one more verse to the story I need another piece of your ear I want to hip you all to the reason I'm known as the player of the year Cuz I met this girl named Pussy At the Club International Balls She was rolling 4-deep 3 sisters and a weepy-eyed white girl driving her haul I pulled up right beside her And my electric top went down I said Motherfucker, I know your reputation And I'm astounded that you're here I fear you're lonely and you want to know A 12 o'clock straight up nigga That don't give a shit that you're Pussy Control Well I'm that nigga, at least I want to be But it's going to be hard as hell To keep my mind off a body That would make every rich man Want to sell, sell, sell (75, we need another.. 85, 85 here, sold!) Can I tell you what I'm thinking that you already know? You need a motherfucker that respects your name" Now say it, Pussy Control (Are you ready?) [Chorus] [Bridge] And the moral of this motherfucker is Ladies, make'em act like they know You are, was, and always will be Pussy Control (Are you ready?) Peace and be wild (Aaah, Pussy Control) Say what, huh? (Oh) Oh no, don't you think about calling her a ho (Are you ready?) You juvenile delinquent Best sit your ass down Talking about Pussy Control Huh, can you dig it? [Outro] Aaah, Pussy Control (Are you ready?) Oh (Are you ready?) Aaah, Pussy Control (Are you ready?) Oh (Are you ready?)