Dimepieces

Intro: Mista Wells 1-2-3! In the place to be! As it is plain to see, we be the MC's! On the microphone, and I do it swell I go by the name of Mista Wells! Standin' next to me, on the M-I-C Is my main man, Smile-Lee! Standin' next to him, he do what he like He go by the name of Nephew Mike! And last but not least, number one in the crew: He goes by the name of Howard Who! Verse 1 [Wells] I know this chick named Tammy, a real fly shortie She gets real naughty when she sips on a 40 And when she gets tipsy, she acts like a stunt Cause a 40 and a blunt, that's all she really wants [Smile] I know this freak named Bertha, the town cum-slurper I fucked her in the ass till she screamed bloody murder And if you see Bertha, tell her I'm gonna hurt her Cause she gave me some shit that my doctor never heard of [Mike] I met this honey named Anna at the Copacabana Sippin' Tropicana in a calm-like manner Just like a hammer, I really tried to slam her Man, oh man, she drained my stamina! [H. Who] I know this dip named Jessica; Bimos used to mess with her It really didn't matter, so I still slept with her It was all good, in that she gave up the kitty-cat And when I was done, I said, "Good lookin' black!" Verse 2 [Smile] I met this chick named Nessa, who favors Uncle Fester I beat the bitch bloody cause she stole from my dresser Bruises, knots, and multi-lacerations I almost killed the bitch; my lawyer got me probation [Mike] I met this girl named Kim at the all-natural gym Tryin' to push up was this guy named Tim Who will win, is it me or him? Gave her a grin and I was IN! [H. Who] Check it, I know this dip named Chiniqua, she lives in Masapequa Got a body boomin' like a JBL speaker I tried to get her, my nephew had hit her So instead, I bagged her sister! [Wells] I know this honey named Brenda, she lives Down South Took her in the alley, put my nuts in her mouth And when she got finished, I bent that ass over Pulled up her skirt and proceeded to stroke her! Verse 3 [Mike] I know this shortie named Judy with a really big booty Got howdy-doody in my jacuzzi The shorty got moody and that really didn' suit me So now I'm tutti fruitti with her friend named Susie [Wells] Now there's Christine, the freak of my dreams Who gets real freaky with a can of whipped cream Took her to the crib, I had to do it quick And when I got finished she was jockin' cool dick! [Smile] I met a chick named Irma, no ass firmer When it came to suckin' dicks she was a real fast learner She packed an automatic, she always had static People call her Irma, but I call her Hump-a-matic [H. Who] I know this dip named Tasha, she worked at Red Lobster She wanted to get nice so I bought her some Vodka Gave her a joint, went to Huds Point Then I drove her wild like AJ Floyd [Smile] I know a freak named Lucy, her lips were mad juicy She got sent away because she ate a baby's coochie She was a real hottie, she acted kinda snotty She worked at the mall, but she stole a dead body [Wells] There's this honey named Angie with a fat ass-crack Killing Me Softly, like Roberta Flack But when I saw her sister, it really didn't matter So I had to step off, cause the booty was FATTER!!