Moron TV

She feeds her face with cheddar balls As my brain cells start to pop She licks her fingers stares away Her IQ slowly drops I pry my eyes as best I can From that big electric stain She feeds her face with cheddar balls And stuffs more nonsense in her brain Just when I thought I'd seen it all They pull a cretin from the shelves And flash that filth under their nails To make us feel better about ourselves As they ooze across the screen Like a pustule gutted troll We fill their coffers full of gold And praise the skill of asshole More on TV There's gotta be More on TV There's gotta be More on TV Than just Moron TV More on TV There's gotta be More on TV There's gotta be More on TV Than just Moron TV More on TV There's gotta be More on TV There's gotta be More on TV Than just Moron TV That one's famous for a sex tape That one's famous from her dad That one had more babies Than anyone's ever had That one married a rock star That made all the little girls squeal And that one wants to be President Cause she's got moron appeal More on TV There's gotta be More on TV There's gotta be More on TV Than just Moron TV More on TV There's gotta be More on TV There's gotta be More on TV Than just Moron TV