Hennepin Crawler

Well you can ride the hennenpin crawler for a dollar and Pedal it around the world You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar Impress them steam punk girls If you ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar You'll feel that burn in your thigh Cause when you ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar You get to touch that pie in the sky He'll show his crusty old pickle for a nickel Must say I'd rather not He tried to show a girl off of florence street He's damn lucky he didn't get caught Fell asleep on night with a lit cigarette As he tried to drink away his pain When a fireman doused his burnt out shack All they found was a greasy stain Now you can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar And pedal your cares away You ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar You best be prepared to pay Cause when you ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar There's no friends or cuttin' deals You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar Sweat's gonna grease them wheels He tried to buy a lotta ore for a quarter Way back in the olden days He sold his soul for a donut hole He could muster the nerve to ask for a raise She sold sea shells and other things Down by the old sea shore When she sold her song to a beer commercial She looked like a filthy whore Haha Now you can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar Pedal it around the world You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar Impress them steam punk girls You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar You feel that burn in your thigh Cause when you ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar You get to bite that pie in the sky You get to bite that pie in the sky You get to bite that pie in the sky You get to bite that pie in the sky You get to bite that pie in the sky Hennepin, hennepin crawler Hennepin, hennepin crawler Hennepin, hennepin crawler You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar