Harold of the Rocks

It was a weekends eve I had sex on my breath I was looking for something to see With a borrowed black leather And my best fishing hat It was just Wendy-O and me We called ol' Swamp up on the telephone and said we was coming on down to pick him up and then He said "Hey Snappy, me and Greeny'll come along but only if we can bring a friend. His name is Harold" So I Said "OK" Now, we had a Swamper, Greeny, Wendy-O, Stanley, Harold of the Rocks and me We hopped into my Dart and headed for the Nightbreak to see a man they called Schoolly D Harold he's a friendly guy, he rambles on and on, he'll talk the balls off a rhinosaurus Fact is he just doesn't make much sense, well Stan said, "This guys pretty bizarre, Gus." Harold Of The Rocks I saw Harold at a party Trouzy threw late one night I said, "Hey man do you remember me?" He said, "Well of course I do, Snap-Dad, let me tell you right about now I'm lit up like an old Christmas tree." "Hey bro you know I'd like to thank you once again for letting me hang with y'all across the bay When I look back at that night I get a warm spot across my heart" Then he shook my hand, and walked away That's the last I seen of Harold Harold Of The Rocks So in the end, Swamper and Greeny finally succumbed to the ways of Harold And in doing so each gave just a little bit of his soul away What a couple of dumbshits!