Minnie the Moocher

Yeah, drop it like it's hot kid Huh, so let's set this off Uhh - c'mon (yeah baby c'mon) Uhh, yeah baby c'mon (yeah baby c'mon) Uhh, yeah baby c'mon (yeah baby c'mon) Uhh, yeah baby c'mon (YEAH BABY C'MON, kick it) [Verse One] Minnie the Moocher, bad hoochie-coocher Innocent sweet but the girl might shoot ya In your back, because she moves like dat So let me run it to your tapes, microphone yo contact Minnie used to be a fly girl (fly girl) By the way, she used to be my girl (my girl) But now she's a floozie and got a, kid with an Uzi And the question I asked her was why girl (why girl) Now you can call this freak a good looker (yeah) Or you can call the (ho) a good hooker But a guy came by with a (dick) that was bigger than mine And guess what he took her - come down! [Hook] Minnie de moocha, minnie de moocha Minnie de moocha she a bad oochie coo-cha Ya don't know 'er, I and I introduce ya (?)sha pask(?) here come fling-da-ding, what I know [Verse Two] For this girl I was lost in the sauce and had to pay the cost In order to be the boss I was on it but knew how she was livin And every time I seen her it seems that I was driven Posess will posess you like +The Exorcist+ She was, so bad the devil's son-in-law he couldn't even resist It was said in the bed she was wicked Married men - they couldn't help but stop and kick it Fellas passin her was harassin her "You got a man," they was frequently askin her And she loved that, stone to the bone And wouldn't give it up, not even for a happy home Not for a man and a family But every Friday night, they was bettin that she was sure to be At your local discotheque Dancin dirty, uhh, and workin up a sweat The neighborhood heart breaker And once you made her yours, the next man would come and take her Away to the Casbah Because you didn't have it goin on, up to par I'm a million dollar man but I'm not Steve Austin You can take the cake but what's the cake without frostin Success ain't nothin without someone to share it with Except a girl with a Robin Givens starter kit She did it hit it and quit it and now she's gone See ya! But ya know I know [Hook - *patois chat here may be wrong*] Minnie de moocha, minnie de moocha Minnie de moocha she a bad oochie coo-cha This is a gyal who won't no keep one lover She no care fi no guy (??) (??) and don't want no (?) pocket man you haffi have sold a lot Crisp Benz wha you drivin a Path-finder You haffi, live de life of a big-timer (and what else) Minnie de moocha not ga deal witcha, come down [Verse Three] She knew a guy named Smokey (Smokey) She loved him a lot, because he used to buy her coke see {*sniff*} Yeah gram after gram (mmm) She kinda remind me of this girl named Pam But Minnie looked much better To top it off, she had a ninety-two Jetta Now that's a girl who love to ball She didn't want a lot of things cause hey, she wanted it all Him, him and him Yeah the guy with the Benz and the five-star rims She had a million dollars in nickels and dimes And sat around and counted 'em all a million times She was tall, fly, and skinny And if you don't know I'm talkin bout Minnie the Moocher [Hook] Minnie de moocha, minnie de moocha Minnie de moocha she a bad oochie coo-cha Minnie de moocha, minnie de moocha Ya don't know 'er, I and I introduce ya [*more patois that may be wrong*] Listen me (?), and in me rasta Long time dis ya gal I and I a check for But when they, turn me back she run go with me brudda She want me, run off and (?) have sex witcha (?) Want me, fetch the ras me want fi go look for ya An' lick a hole inna ya head a with me millimeter She don't want no, (?) pocket man she want a big spenda (?) dis run a ting, I and I no check for, so come! Minnie de moocha, minnie de moocha Minnie de moocha she a bad oochie coo-cha Ya don't know 'er.. (Positive, Positive, oooooh, another hit baby) (Positive, Positive, oooooh, another hit baby)