Great Day for a Murder

[Intro] It was an ordinary day People walking all over me again Then suddenly to my dismay Out of nowhere, my heart started talking to my brain What a great day for a murder But I'm not in a killing mood What a great day to wreak vengeance But I know it would do no good [Verse 1] What a great day to go and get a gun Go and take your anger out on everyone If you're out of ammunition, go and buy the Sun And read up on all the council-housed and violent scum Still pissing tax payers money up the Wall While you can barely just about afford to send your kids to school What with the cost of living been so sky high And petrol stations selling gas at such a high price With that in mind, and your heads in such a next place What more excuse you need to turn into a head case And the newspapers you read get you in such a vexed state Kill a man with your bare hands, even if it was your best mate Cause if you believe every word the press says Till you you can't appreciate the pair of tits staring at you on the next page Then yes I guess today must really be the best day To go and get a gun, shoot someone in the head, mate [Hook] What a great day for a murder But I'm not in a killing mood What a great day to wreak vengeance But I know it will do no good [Verse 2] Looking at the Sun will make you go blind just like people say Cost you your sight as well as 30p a day Now you're looking in the mirror, not seeing it's double-glazed Prying on your neighbors through dark tinted shades Another broken family, children roaming free Look in every front yard of every house on the street While the Guardian is guarding the Mail's planting seeds Another single mum of four, new boyfriends every week Daughters are reading Now, old dears feeling Heat Her sons just like the Beano, catching arse for cheek Young ones with their Nuts out blowing in the breeze What a bunch of fucking animals, the type you only see In the section of the Zoo magazine centre pages Just lying on the floor, must be lining for their cages She's seen enough, it's time to take abrasive- Action with a shotgun wave it in people faces Today's as good as any and there's nothing better then been famous You could be the next Raoul Moat, have Max Clifford as your agent He started exposing celebs for being aimless Simply by shooting his neighbors and made the front page news in all the papers Be just the Standard, Observer type of guy That can't look anywhere without having murder in his eyes So there's no point in killing everybody you despise Over something you read, cause half the shit you read is lies Yeah, that's right, half the shit you read is lies! And you still let it lead your life! [Bridge] It was an ordinary day People walking all over me again Then suddenly to my dismay My heart started talking, yes, it started talking to my brain, he said [Hook] [Outro] It'd do no good!, it'd do no good! It'd do no good!, do no good! It'd do no good, do no good! It'd do no good!, do no good! Do no good, do no good! So now that you know you are so influenced by what you read That it determines how you treat different people that you meet The though of murdering a journalist, perpetuating such deceit Must seem so sweet, if you happen to pass one in the street But you won't because you are far too reserved to do shit Only fantasize about what would happen if you were to lose it Cause luckily for them, you ain't that stupid And what a great day it is to prove it