This is me, air-drying my soggy knees.

[Verse 1] I wished my wit’s dryness matched your panties I had to stop believing you’re for me, I had to give up trying to be Mandy, ‘cause I’m fucking Billy: kind of stupid; silly So if this straight shit fails again, then I’m fucking Billy The first Billy I find, his dick is mine I guess I’ll see if that’s a sin whenever Grim comes to get me I’m joking, but yes, I’m socially disfigured, sexually confused Catch me in some knickers, in the sheets dozing Madison Montgomery-sparked wet dream I ate her like her pussy was on the menu “limited time only” Told a Tumblr feminist, “I’m like this ‘cause my mommy failed to hold me.” No one consoles me, I'm consulting myself on matters I know you’d love to call me Jaleel White meets Marshall Mathers, not realizing I'm playing characters I'm not your "nice guy", nerd, or misogynist I don't think I'm entitled to shit; calm your tits [Hook] We be reachin’ for a reason to say women be shoppin’ Women be reachin’ for a reason to say we are oppressive Yes, I guess some days I figure I only want you for sex And some days I want you for your fire body of intellect And I’m just sayin’ I agree your perspective isn’t respected But before you tell me mine, I’ll like to explain myself It’s like… like... Like, can I explain myself? It’s like… like… like… like... [Verse 2] This signal is mixed up; do I ask if you even want a mixed drink? Or do I just order you one in a big cup? All of this room for a social hiccup Should I sit and yell at my dick just for existing? Facetious picking of straw from man Eggshell slippers; maybe I should be off a Zan... I don’t want to offend I don’t want to impose I don’t want to pretend I just want to be me; I'm told that's a bad decision What argument to side with, initiative or permission? Closed mouths don't get fed, but I see you deal with dickheads pecking at your lips while you try to tell them to get lost, so I feel you I'll sit, lead in my shoes, fingertips treading these keys You're my Woman Crush Wednesday, I'm Eric Bischoff