I've Been Tired

[Verse 1] One two three She's a real left winger cause she been down south And held peasants in her arms She said "I could tell you stories that could make you cry" "What about you?" I said "Me too" "I could tell you a story that will make you cry" And she sighed "Ah" I said "I wanna be a singer like Lou Reed" "I like Lou Reed" she said sticking her tongue in my ear "Let's go, let's sit, let's talk" "Politics go so good with beer" "And while we're at it baby, why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears?" I said "Losing my penis to a whore with disease" "Just kidding" I said "Losing my life to a whore with disease" She said "Excuse me please?" I said "Losing my life to a whore with disease" I said "Please... I'm a humble guy with healthy desire" "Don't give me no shit because" [Chorus][x6] I've been tired [Verse 2] I tell a tale of a girl, but I call her a woman She's a little bit older than me Strong legs, strong face, voice like milk Breasts like a cluster of grapes I can't escape her ways She raised me She'll make you feel like Solomon Be one of your babies even if you had no one (And while we're at it baby Why don't you tell me One of your biggest fears?) Took my sleep after Setting my loins on fire But that's OK because [Chorus][x15] [Outro] T-i-r-e-d spells it Spells it