Pink Guy Loves Animals

[Verse 1: Pink Guy] I love animals, especially when they're dead So get it embedded up in your head cause I'm headed to the red cross I'm snapping dogs necks like it's a hobby of mine Cause I'm rapping like a turban when I'm snapping this cats spine I love hitting deer and making these hounds fight To you they may be screaming, but to me it just sounds like [Musical Verse 1: Pink Guy] [Verse 2: Pink Guy] If PETA begs me to stop Like my cock was lodged down in their sensitive spot And I rocked these polka dot furs from dogs that I killed Along with ten other dogs, Green Peace ain't thrilled Cause on my way to work I try to hit as many squirrels and deer as I can Endangered species are like harder targets They greet me by my first name in the black markets With fresh carcass, shredding like guitar picks Yo, I’m known for killing raccoons, and baboons, and kangaroos For a thousand smacaroons And the Chinese butcher Cook it well with more Ash than Kutcher If you find your dead pet in the yard you can bet it’s me Mr. Poultry Chopping down the tall trees Feed it pellets, I ain't talking about the Pedigree Ha, you just made an enemy Here try giraffe, it's cooked and tastes heavenly The only good animal is the live stock So sit back with me and watch these felines rot Killing animals is great, fuck the rules If you're scared of the wild just grab the right tools Shoot the fucking birds out of the sky and they're singing [Musical Verse] We falling yeah, we falling yeah We falling yeah We falling yeah [Verse 3: Pink Guy] Huh, just watch them fall, huh I got these birds screaming like angels When they fall out the sky they looking mad grateful Grab your shotguns and grab your rifles Have these birds looking sleepy like NightQuil [Musical Verse] We falling yeah, we falling yeah We falling yeah We falling yeah [Small Child Commentator] You do realize this is a song about killing animals [Filthy Frank] Oh, let him rap about what he wants, he's just a boy