Friendzone (Fuck Valentines Day)

[Pink Guy] Do you know why you're lonely? It's 'cuz you're fat.. and gay Girls don't choose the nice guys And you're a nice guy! But you're fat.. ..and you're fucking gay And why don't girls see the inside? Oh, they do! And they see That you're still fat and gay [Hook x2] There's no such thing as the Friendzone! Friendzone! (Oh-oh) The only reason that you're lonely Is 'cuz you're fat and gay