Charlie Cooper (BMF remix)

[Hook] I got a fat bitch named Charlie Cooper She got a dick up in her pooper We chill as fuck, we're bangin Juicy We ill as fuck, we're Gary Busey I'm making money, I'm killing sluts I'm having sex, I'm Caligula I got a bitch, she got a dick She pre-op, Charlie Cooper [Verse 1: PiGPEN] Dick n cock, chicken stock, blow me bitch, I'm frickin hot Dick n cock, chicken stock, blow me bitch, I'm frickin hot I'm getting drunk, smokin blunts, performin capers I can sell anything, I'm Donald Draper I'm fuckin crazy, I'm Katie Holmes I'm from the 80s, I'm Ralph Nader's bones I'm ballin nigga, call me Ubolnik Stallin liver, Communist alcoholic I'm poppin irons like Texas schoolkids man I'm droppin science like the Texas school system No license to conceal weapons so I have my gat Danglin off of the end of my cellphone strap, WHAT?! [Hook] [Verse 2: Lil C] L-I-L-C (aHA) L-I-L-C, they call me... L-I-L-C (aHA) L-I-L-C, damn Yo I'm with fuckin PiGPEN, yeah we in the UK Lookin at Big Ben, time is money fuck that We just wanna smoke and get high, hella fly You know how we roll, bring it back, bring it back We in H-A-W-A-I-I, travelin the world Lookin for your favorite girl, yeah we comin for that bitch Yeah we comin for that bitch, yeah we comin for that bitch Yeah we comin for that bitch, yeah we comin for that bitch Yeah you know how we roll (aHA) we so fuckin sharp Now he's the devil, I'm the angel let me play my harp So opposites attract, we on the track and we bring it back We about to be on the dirtiest flow and y'know PiGPEN and Lil C like attics Yeah we staying to the top like Anne Frank, what the fuck you think? I won't bring a tank, motherfucker? Like a sharper shank (aHA, aHA) [Verse 3: PiGPEN] There's no I in recession, no C in recession No I in recession, but there's bodies on my weapon Stalin liver, order the 227 Got my piece from the hands of Charlton Heston Molon Labe, make my day Cased God in the buildin (aHA) Just picture PiGPEN in a pork pie hat I'm Heisenburg nigga, I break you bad Got cocaine white as Ralph Nader Got heroin black as Darth Vader Got Nader's arm strapped up tight Pullin the plunger, lookin like the White Stripes While I count cash (uhn) Puffin on that space age Neil Degrasse Me and C out in Istanbul in a dirigble Bangin some Mystikal, gettin metaphysical We fuck up the car, sprayin models Bitches in the bar, BJs from bottles I can fit 20 heads in the trunk of my Porsche I'm in my bed between the legs of my horse For intercourse of course, the fuck do I care? And she pre-op, gelding-to-mare [Verse 4: PiGPEN] (aHA) Kill yourself nigga, suicide watch I'm killin that pussy, homicide crotch Sharpshooter, from the hip, dead eye Like Lisa Lopes and Thom Yorke's left eye (uhn) You givin up coin when I snatch you Make you look like those Japanese cat statues I'm on the can with a can of cake frosting Can't rap without pausing, being the boss is exhausting (uhn) My penis is my member (schwag) Your pussy is a community center (aHA) Man that's so fuckin apropos Wait that words too big, I'm rappin ho! [Hook] (schwag)