Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh/Il Muto

[Verse:] They say that this youth has set my Lady's heart aflame! His Lordship, sure, would die of shock His Lordship is a laughing-stock! Should he suspect her, God protect her! Shame! Shame! Shame! This faithless lady's bound for HADES! Shame! Shame! Shame! Serafimo - your disguise is perfect Who can this be? Gentle wife, admit your loving husband My love - I am called to England on affairs of State And must leave you with your new maid Though I'd happily take the maid with me The old fool's leaving! Serafimo - away with this pretence! You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's absence! Poor fool, he makes me laugh! Haha, Haha Time I tried to get a better better half! Poor fool, he doesn't know! Hoho, Hoho If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go! Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty? He's here: the Phantom of the Opera It's him Your part is silent, little toad! A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad Serafimo, away with this pretence! You cannot speak, but kiss me in my Poor fool, he makes me laugh Hahahahaha! Croak, croak, croak, croak, croak, croak Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize, the performance will continue in ten minutes' time ... when the role of the Countess will be played by Miss Christine Daae Meanwhile, we'd like to give you the ballet from Act Three of tonight's opera Are you alright? Raoul, we're not safe here Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats Do not panic It was an accident ... simply an accident