Lazy (ft. Seth Sentry)

Intro (Seth): Yeah, Seth and Pez Extremely lazy Can’t even be bothered doing this song, really… Alright, fuck it, look Verse 1 [Seth Sentry]: I'm pretty certain I'm the laziest person I know I sit at home in the day with the curtains all closed Just burning a roach Watching Murder She Wrote Cause I lost the remote And to search for it is so hard that I’d rather sit and watch through a show Till its over and its Oprah I prefer a good soap Fuck it, I watch commercials and I purchase my phone And then return it after 30 days dirty and broke *you said no questions asked* I gotta leave these burgers alone Cause I’ve only outgrown the only shirt that I own Plus I'm pretty sure that someone burgled my home *no?* I swear I had a girlfriend and some furniture though I’m broke, dope rapper murder a flow But its so much work to go rehearse for a show Shit, I used to do gigs and freestyle for two minutes Lose interest and be in home in bed before the tune finished Illusionist at work I have it good Just stand in one spot at a job and try to look stressed *yep* And that’s the key to success Success sucks man I couldn’t give a fuck less I'm feeling the ceiling I'm killing these raps I just wrote the punchlines and Pez filled in the gaps Perhaps it’s a fact that if I napped less I’d have more time to practice And make my raps fresh Yeah I’m lazy man, I say so, geez But what they don’t see Is my skills up on Halo 3 All my friends thing I’m straight OG So I stay low key And buy my games with a fake goatee Pez: ‘Is that you Seth?’ Yeah that’s me Lazy as fuck man where’s that weed *Seth Sentry* And I ain’t got to say no more Cause I'm bored Its time to take this game off pause 2* [Chorus] [Seth & Pez] P: Man you’re lazy S: Yeah I know P: You’re lazy S: Yeah, I know, I know P: You’re lazy S: Shut the fuck up I’m telling you so P: Seth you’re lazy S: Yeah I know you already said it so why you sweating me so much you’re fucking giving me a headache Verse 2 [Pez]: Yeah, alright I’m going to give you all the pre-warning The whole way through this verse I’m gonna keep yawning *yawn* I’m not tired I’m not even uninspired You see This is me when I'm fucking wired I’ll retire after making this song Cause I’d rather spend my day getting wasted on grog *yawn* Why? Cause I’m lazy Yep, my real age is 80 I only look young cause I couldn’t be bothered ageing Or changing I still wear a nappy like a baby I’m waist deep in shit Still waiting for mum to change me ‘Mum hurry up… this fucking stinks… its really unpleasant’ And when I’m having food People always think I'm rude Or I'm paralysed Or that there’s something wrong with my appetite Cause I refuse to move Hey dad when you’re finished cutting that do you think you could chew that too? 2*[Chorus] (Pez & Seth lines switched around)