Goodness Gracious Me

Her: Oh doctor, I'm in trouble Him: Well, goodness gracious me! Her: For every time a certain man Is standing next to me Him: Mmm? Her: A flush comes to my face And my pulse begins to race It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom Him: Oh! Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Him: Well, goodness gracious me! Him: How often does this happen? When did the trouble start? You see, my stethoscope is bobbing To the throbbing of your heart Her: What kind of man is he To create this allergy? It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom Him: Oh! Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Him: Well, goodness gracious me! Him: From New Delhi to Darjeeling I have done my share of healing And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed I remember that with one jab Of my needle in the Punjab How I cleared up beriberi And the dreaded dysentery But your complaint has got me really foxed! Her: Oh! Her: Oh doctor, touch my fingers! Him: Well, goodness gracious me! Her: You may be very clever But however Can't you see My heart beats much too much At a certain tender touch It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom Him: I like it! Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Him: Well, goodness gracious me! Him: Can I see your tongue? Her: Aaah Him: Nothing the matter with it, put it away please Her: Maybe it's my back Him: Maybe it is Her: Shall I lie down? Him: Yes! Her: Ahhh . . Him: My initial diagnosis Rules out measles and thrombosis Sleeping sickness and, as far as I can tell Influenza, inflammation Whooping cough and night starvation And you'll be so glad to hear That both your eyeballs are so clear That I can positively swear That you are well Ja-ja, ja-ja-ja-ja! Her: Put two and two together Him: Four Her: If you have eyes to see The face that makes my pulses race Is right in front of me Him: Oh, there is nothing I can do For my heart is jumping too Both: Oh, we go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom Her: Goodness gracious! Him: How audacious! Her: Goodness gracious! Him: How flirtatious! Her: Goodness gracious! Him: It is me! Her: It is you? Him: Ah, I'm sorry, it is us! Both: Ahhh!