Tuxedo Rap

[Double K:] Tuxedo rap, hand clap, party people [Sung sample:] Woo! ([Double K:] Whip it, whip it, whip it! Get it, get it, get it! Whip it, whip it, whip it! Just get it, get it, get it! [Verse One] [Double K:] Hey, man, we the ones who rock on the rhythm We tearing the roof off, it’s the one that we give ‘em Deliver the freshness, so you can go get it Get with it, everybody, let’s up-jump the break beats Spinning like platters, we rock on precisely Accurate jam timing, hot for the kids West-bounding on the track, you know just what it is See the name on the marquee, we ‘bout to get biz Get the girls, after-party, back at the crib We pouring up the liquors, it’s time to have kids I’m the fresh cut maker, fly beat creator Corner-of-the-block-hanger, professional player-hater Getting the job finished, we leave them with a smile They say, “You make it funky!”, been doing it all the while Bass-lines with the left-hand scratch Back-spin the vinyl breaks we catch ([Sung sample:] Woo!) [Thes One:] The, The People Under the Stairs, they rock it fo’ (sho’) Afro-Latin rap styled, kids be letting ‘em (know) Los Angeles duo, hip the hop, good to (go) You know my bro, smoking blunts on the (patio) Now, dig it, listening to the crew number (one) Who turned on the sex machine, let it (run) Shine to the rhythm, west to east like (sun) So have fun, Jimmy Castor we just (begun) Blow out your lungs, hung jury, jaywalk (free) Limo-tint MC’s, people envy the (P) Telescope-dope star power (definitely) Me and the homie, Christmas Michael light up the (tree) He, he roll it like Dogtown Z and the (Boys) Heavy D, Blue Funk, P is bringing the (noise) Graceful poise while toys, no soul, gold-fishing like kois We commission the Michelin, retire and roll (boy) The-s one, Double K, pop the bubbly, party rock Dub’ll be center the festivity, 1984, your activity L.A. Kings are back, so come on, get with me ([Sung sample:] Woo!) [Double K:] Whip it, whip it, whip it, soul sister! ([Spoken sample:] Oy!) ([Spoken sample:] C’mon!) Just get it, get it, get it, soul sister! ([Spoken sample:] Oy!) (x2) [Verse Two] [Double K:] (Huh huh huh huh!) I was out on a mission, hanging at night Smoking some cheeba-cheeba and ran into a fight Two young brothas and one got dissed I broke up the fight and it sounded like this: I said, “There’s only one champ, everybody have fun.” One brotha said, “Split!”, I pulled out my gun “No need to act tough, ain’t no need to boast” I said, “I’m just the party rocka from coast to coast” And everybody started rapping, everybody started clapping The young man shook my hand He said, “I didn’t wanna fight, not making a scene It’s just [Both:] I ain’t got no bread, I’m wearing some old threads” [Double K:] And in the nick of a time, I sported a fresh rhyme And at the flick of a J, he was wearing some new vines I said, “Look, little brotha, quit fussing a mess Try to rhyme like me, and soon, you’ll be fresh ([Sung sample:] Woo!) [Thes One:] He said, “I’m Under the Stairs, not the ladder and chutes I keep ‘em Faze-O high like Bootsy boots Tight with the loops like Windsor knot I’m the rap rooty-toot, all up in your thoughts Girl, it may take money and may take time But you will never find another MC with my rhyme And if you do, that’s cool, you just send him my way And if the sucka say to Double K, he wrote it yesterday Then he’s a lying cheat, a thief and a bum A hip-hopping lowlife, trying to live in the slums But the real rap came here to act young Hand clap party people say ,“Cheers!” and have fun Just throw up your hands from side to side And let the P vibe make you feel real live Just throw up your hands from side to side And let me know your alright, tonight ([Sung sample:] Woo!) We high five with the… [Double K:] Whip it, whip it, whip it, soul sister! ([Spoken sample:] Oy!) ([Spoken sample:] C’mon!) Just get it, get it, get it, soul sister! ([Spoken sample:] Oy!) (x2) [Double K:] It’s the next (next) step (back) in the form of a sound Party people, make room when we come to your town [Thes One:] It’s the number one sound, hottest thing around Tuxedo rap, handclap for the people, Howie T [Howie T sample:] Howie T’s in the back with the rap to tap Into the bassline add it to the 8-track [Both:] Huh! So take that, Howie T and the P We settle the score, you need more? And that’s what we here for! Whip it, whip it, whip it! Just get it, get it, get it! (repeated) [Spoken sample:] Whip it on ‘em! One time! (repeated and scratched) [Double K:] Huh huh huh huh! [Spoken sample:] Whip it on ‘em! [Spoken sample:] [Florida:] Now, you work all day and then you take an extra job working all night… oh, James, I’m sorry… [James, Sr.:] Baby, you say you sorry one more time, I’mma give you something to be sorry about in here!… And take your hats off in my house! [Spoken sample:] That’s what be going on sometimes, you know… to a lot of folks it ain’t been funny, you know why? ‘Cause the dude they with ain’t laugh ‘cause they had to pay that money… yeah! (?) Dig it? That’s going come out wears these overalls…