The Suite For Beaver Part 2

[Thes One:] We’re not gonna play any hip-hop tonight [Double K:] Aw, shit. Yeah, that’s right [Thes One:] Ha, that sounds nice [Double K:] That’s right. What’s going down? Yeah, alright. Okay [Announcer:] See, I think I’ll just… [Double K:] Go to the studio today… What? Yeah. Ho! What’s going down, bro? Yeah, I can feel ya. Yeah, man, you promoting still? Alright. It’s okay [Thes One:] We partying… we partying… [Double K:] Yo… yo… what’s up with you, fool? Haaaaa. This fool Thes One. Ay-yo, what’s up, Thes? [Thes One:] I walk in, talking to friendly faces in my aces Drinking beer, smoking beedis in the back where the bass is The place is packed, doubly stacked with ladies of nice asses The only ice rocked is in glasses (alright) I move on, the DJ rocks a new song People flooding the dance floor, just to get their groove on To that old funky and tough, the speaker bump buff JB horns blowing, they throw in some black stuff And the crowd goes nuts like a disco dream Seat reserved for Thes, candlelit, table is clean The brown wicker chair, looking like Al Green Sitting back, legs crossed, straight checking out the scene ([Double K:] Oh no!) Crowd looking and slinging to Eddie Bo While I’m walking to the bar ‘cause my drink’s getting low I need a Long Island Iced Tea, double, no ice Something fruity for these two cuties ‘cause they look nice They giggle and they whisper, her friend called me Mister Thes One of the P, she’s getting geeked, so I kissed her on the cheek Double stepped in ([Double K:] Yeah, what’s up, y’all?) I see these pretty dudes eyeballing from the wall and I stepped back ([Double K:] Man.) This is a family party! We don’t act ill So I’mma tell these young punks that they gots to chill [Double K:] Woah, they say the bigger the headache, the bigger the pill People Under The Staircase dropped, ya feel? I’m smelling like dope and I’m shooting for more Eyes glued to the nookie moving slow on the floor I say she hella sexy and her friends were markable Conversation was rolled up… yeah, sparkable But wait, here come my nigga from the big bad Heights Said he had to stash the yee so it won’t be no fights See, real niggas do it right ‘cause we partying, y’all Don’t need no flowers on the wall, I need a glass that’s tall Full of the “Strong” Island to get the KK wiling I spot Thes One with some freaks and they smiling I slide to the bar, being the coolest, ya dig? Tell my man, “The usual, plus a shot for the kid” He did his bartender thizzle, got my order in a jif He spotted suckas looking cool like they wanna get with me But, man… [Thes One:] ?? these guys, man [Double K:] I ain’t dosed with these dudes, you know what I’m saying? [Thes One:] They don’t understand… [Double K:] They don’t even know… you know? [Thes One:] But… check it out, ladies [Double K:] All the girls… tuh… [Thes One:] Uh huh… [Double K:] So they can see where we… [Thes One:] Alright, dog… [Double K:] Yo… see, this is my house, and I know everybody here We all bubbly like the beginning of the year on the eve Turn that shit off, I ride rougher than that, my pride’s tougher than that My niggas kicking raps in the corner, I jump in, like “Hop hop hippy” to the “you don’t quit”, Double Mike is legit I get pounds from my friends, I do the Flavor Flav and I jet Then get my whistle wet, but, oops, I couldn’t forget Yo, remember that light-skinned, big Freak of the Week Walked up, feeling like one of the members of Chic I said, “Baby, I’m full of ‘Good Times’, let me touch your ‘(Funny) Bone’ Is it cool if we go home together?”… “Whatever,” she smiled Yo, I could tell she was playful like a child I grabbed her hand, said “C’mon, it’s time to party down!” You know? [Double K:] I know you wanna party down right? [Roscoe:] Hey! What’s up, Mike? [Double K:] Hey, is that your friend over there? You tell her to come on over here and get with the program, okay? [Roscoe:] Hey, Mike. Man, I’m glad you came through, man. Did you have a ball or what, man? [Double K:] I know, here’s my boy Thes One. Don’t be afraid, he don’t bite. Yeah, he fresh, know what I’m saying? [Roscoe:] Aw, naw. Now, I see you with the lady and all, man, but check me out, man, I got to talk to you for a minute, man, yo, I’m glad you came through [Double K:] Yeah, now, he don’t bite either… [Roscoe:] Now, ya- now, look, lady, I ain’t gonna bite ya, it- Yo, check it out. Big Mike, what’s going down? [Double K:] Yeah… that’s right… well, can- can ya dig it? [Roscoe:] She can dig it, man. Just cool out [Double K:] Let’s go outside for a minute, have a smoke with me [Roscoe:] Hey, Mike, where ya going, man? Fuck it, I’mma party then, yo! Shit! [Double K:] Alright, Thes One, you be cool [Roscoe:] Look, ma- yo, what’s up, Chris? Yo, com- aw, shit… [Double K:] Yeah, yeah… [Roscoe:] I’mma go get me a lady, man… yeah, party, party… hey, this was a real cool party, y’all… made a whole lot of money at the bar… yeah… these tables is fucked up! Oh…