Chollo Dad

[Thes One:] Yeah… living in L.A.… the most beautiful women on the planet… if you can get one, god dammit… watch out… messing with a Chicana, you know how it goes… you gotta watch out for pops… now, you know, let me and Double K tell you about that… [Double K:] Check it… [Thes One:] Living in L.A. is a beautiful thing On hot summer days, Cholas and heines in full swing Sidewalking with their mothers, headed back to the pad Where lurks the dangerous demon known as the Chollo dad A man with a Budweiser can And a triple-dark, faded green tat on his hand Plus his mother and his daughter's name placed on his arm for life Vet that Donald forty-years old, he packs a knife and much pride You see 'em in yards, working on rides Bumpin on Lobo, Ward, or Lakeside They take an old El Camino, make that shit look clean I'm scared of Chollo dads, let me tell you what I mean Once upon a time, I was in love with Carla High school crush, and then summertime, we start to Seeing each other, calling on the phone to talk On a hot August night, we went for a walk We made it two blocks down the street, then she kissed me Sucking on my neck, giving me a bad hickey With my hands up the shirt, putting in work mad Then she screamed and pulled away, "Oh shit, it's my dad!" I spun around like, "Hi, sir! I'm Chris. Nice to meet ya!" "Are you the ese trying to fuck me Carlita? I'll kill you, vato!" I screamed like a bitch, turned around and ran, seen the .22 in his hand Yo, she called the next day, like, "No need to be tense But my dad's an OG who used to be from White Fence." [Mario (Double K):] That's right, homes! White Fence, ese! (White Fence? And I ain't called that girl Carla ever since!) [Double K:] One day, I was chilling on Venice and Fairfax Smoking a big doobie, doing it to the max On my way to the crib, I was stunned by a pretty young face With a short frame of another race, so I stepped with the intro "Baby, can I get your name and numero? I'm KK, the Superbro." She said her dad's Mario, he's not down with black guys Talking to his baby girl, he be giving black eyes I said, "Yo, I understand." She said, "No wait… He works the late shift, give me a call at eight." She was digging the rap, gave me a kiss on the cheek Waiting for 7:30, dude, it felt like a week 8:25 hit, picked up the phone Got to dialing the digits, hoping ol' girl was home She picked up, sounded sexy, had me all aroused Said she was chilling all alone, and I could come to her house And watch a little BET, but I'm thinking cognac You know me, the Double Supreme, I'm trying to hit that So I threw on my Js, sprayed on some smell-good Threw some trees in a bag and took a stroll through my hood Close to her pad, I began wondering if Her old man'd show up and begin to rip Ay-yo, I shoulda knocked on wood, it wasn't all good Less than an hour of chilling, the door opened and there it stood [Mario (Double K):] Hey, what's up, homes? (A big, tall Mexican man With tattoos of his gang and a case in his hand God damn, yo, he had the devil in his eyes) What the fuck, homes? (And enough Brown pride to make Santana cry All I could do is ask "Why me? The G, Double Gotta go through all this trouble just to-" [Mario:] Hey, who the fuck are you homes? [Double K:] I'm Double K, man… [Mario:] Hey, I don't know no fucking Double K, ese! [Double K:] Hey, it's cool, how you doing, sir? I just- [Mario:] I think you're up in here trying to fuck my baby girl, homes! [Double K:] I got all my clothes on! [Mario:] Who do you think I am, homes? I'm an O.G., ese! [Double K:] Yeah, you're a dad, man. I'm, I'm not- [Mario:] C'mere, homes. Let me talk to you… [Double K:] Yo, it's… chill, chill out [Mario:] C'mere, ese! [Double K:] Nah, man. It's cool man. I'm not-I'm n- I'm n- [Mario:] I'm gonna fuck you up righteous, homes! [Double K:] I ain't trying to fight you, O.G. It's cool, man… [Mario:] You're nothing! [Double K:] Hey, I know, man. It's- [Mario:] You're not good enough for my baby girl, homes! [Double K:] Ay-yo, yo, just- [Mario:] She's gonna be down with Pee-Wee for the rest of her life! [Double K:] Ay-yo, man, fuck Pee-Wee, I'm about to leave you- [Mario:] Ay, fuck you! [Double K:] I'm outta here!