Watch Me As I Fall

I am a puppet on a string I am the worst thing worst thing you've ever seen I am impossible to believe I'm pulled by gravity shocked by my depravity I'm irrational, I'm illogical, hypocritical, a bleeding heart liberal I'm an alien dressed like Gideon, I'm a malcontent A thorough modern idiot, watch me as I fall I am humble I am vain What motivates me something I can't explain I am outrageous and insane I'm fueled by gasoline, alcohol and nicotine I'm irrational, I'm illogical, walking chemical, a bleeding heart liberal I'm an alien dressed like Gideon, I'm a malcontent A thorough modern idiot, watch me as I fall I'm an honest hypocrite, imploding modern idiot I am a slave to my abuse, convicted, caught with no excuse I'm pathetic apathetic, disillusioned, disconnected I am lost I am free, I'm impossible to believe I'm irrational, I'm illogical, hypocritical, statistically impossible I'm an alien dressed like Gideon I'm a malcontent A thorough modern idiot, watch me as I fall