When They Really Get to Know You They Will Run

[Verse 1] What makes you think that it won't grow back, in a day or two? Husbands in winter, they know the truth But what can they do? Don't like girls the way they are So shave their legs and make them look like movie stars Then we can pretend that it's natural [Chorus] Put on whatever makes you attractive If it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion Your friends like a certain you That's who you've got to be [Verse 2] Junior high legs Blond hair gone black from removing it Waxing since thirteen, wisdom from a beauty queen Her tiara digging deep in her head [Chorus] [Verse 3] I'm starting to think that I'm kind of shy Or at least I'd like to be Winter rays give me heart attacks So take it off and make it so it never comes back Then we can pretend that it's natural