Not As Cool As Me

[Verse 1: Paul Williams] I fantasized ‘bout this when I was seventeen Rockin’ bright white sneaks with my denim jeans John Lennon dreams, imagining scenes Where I pack punch like that fella from the Philippines Fillin’ up on Jelly Beans, ‘cause I don’t give a damn I’m nineteen with an appetite for living man You can catch me in the living room daily Fresher than a baby, fresh out of a lady Ice cold veins like my name’s Rick Blaine Uh, the very same as the Café Americain Trends change but I remain the same ‘cause I’d Rather be insane then to be the same ‘Cause the same is lame but I can’t be contained You can put me in a box but I’m David Blaine Mixed with Hannah Montanna because I can’t be tamed Or is that Miley Cyrus? A name’s a name I’m gonna change the game, ‘cause I run the streets Side slash swim them when I’m in Venice. Then I Might fly east and be slick in Greece And then fly back west ‘cause I’m as nice as Nice Peace. Toast to the greatest Rapper in the room. Peanut butter is my favorite Adding to that statement, Kraft better have made it Time to bring the hook in like I’m lookin’ to re-bait it [Hook] I don’t understand why you think you’re the man when you’re not as cool as me Giving me advice, telling me who I am. But you’re not as cool as me So screw you dudes that are tryna kill my mood You think you’re cool but you’re not as cool as me Woah, I’m a semi-pro rapper so bro unless You’re a pro then yo you’re below on the ladder. Yo I’m a Lateral thinker, a drinker of all the Fanta. Not give a Damn is my plan and to be the man is my mantra. I am the Realest human being in the world right now Sick enough to go ahead and hurl right now Steppin’ in the streets feet hittin’ all the beats of this Burt Bacharach track crackin’ in my speaks Cause I don’t know the way to San Jose But I know the way to flow and get dough every day. I Know it’s okay to say I’m the greatest cause hey it’s the truth Hater’s I get in the booth and rap like I ain’t got a roof I’m still in my youth but I’m crossing goals off of my check list Every day is Friday and every meal's breakfast and Pauly is the bestest and everybody knows him. To Be as cool as me you must be literally frozen. Chosen [Hook]