Old Siam, Sir

[Verse 1] In a village in Old Siam, sir There's a lady who lost her way In an effort to find a man, sir She found herself in the old UK [Chorus] She waited around in Walthamstowe She skated around in Scarborough She waited around in Walthamstowe She skated around in Scarborough [Verse 2] In a village in old east end, sir She met a fellow who made her real Took her rushes to show, this man, sir Met his dad at the wedding meal [Verse 3] In a letter from Old Siam, sir Came a terrible tale of woe She decided the only answer Was to get off a pile of dough [Chorus] She waited around in Walthamstowe She skated around in Scarborough She waited around in Walthamstowe She skated around in Scarborough [Verse 4] When a relative told her man, sir He directed her not to stay In a village in Old Siam, sir There's a lady who lost her way [Verse 1] In a village in Old Siam, sir There's a lady who lost her way In an effort to find a man, sir She found herself in the old UK [Chorus] She waited around in Walthamstowe She skated around in Scarborough She waited around in Walthamstowe She skated around in Scarborough