Older Guy

I had a birthday, my oh my I turned into an older guy And older guy is what the girls will say When they try to tell their mom and dad That maybe it won't be so bad At least he's got a job and isn't gray Yet It's right around the corner Yeah the time is sneaking up It keeps on getting faster every year But I'll be happy as can be With pretty girls too young for me They talk and talk, but I can barely hear I have a girl of 25 She hasn't even been alive As long as I've been playing this guitar She treats me like her little boy I must admit I do enjoy Pretending that I'm younger than I are And She wants to start a family, but in a year or so I may not have the strength to raise a kid Cause if a child rides piggyback I think that you would hear a crack And see me break in two just like a twig I had a birthday yesterday It came and went and now today It's time to get back to my normal life Where I forget how old am I And walk down to the junior high To see if any girls will be my wife No I don't think it will happen And you probably think I'm wrong For chasing younger girls in leather boots But I am harmless as can be I'll show you if you want to see My gun will aim, but it no longer shoots