Luang Prabang

[Verse] When I came back from Luang Prabang I didn't have a thing where my balls used to hang But I got a wood medal and a fine harangue Now I'm a fucking hero [Chorus[ Mourn your dead land of the free! If you want to be a hero follow me Mourn your dead land of the free! If you want to be a hero follow me [Verse] And now the boys all envy me: I fought for Christian Democracy With nothing but air where my balls used to be Now I'm a fucking hero [Chorus] Mourn your dead land of the free! If you want to be a hero follow me Mourn your dead land of the free! If you want to be a hero follow me [Verse] When one and twenty cannon thunder Into the bloody wild blue yonder For a patriotic ball-less wonder Now I'm a fucking hero [Chorus] Mourn your dead land of the free! If you want to be a hero follow me Mourn your dead land of the free! If you want to be a hero follow me [Verse] In Luang Prabang there is a spot Where the corpses of your brothers rot And every corpse is a patriot And every corpse is a hero [Chorus] Mourn your dead land of the free! If you want to be a hero follow me Mourn your dead land of the free! If you want to be a hero follow me