Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks

[Verse 1] Watch your mouth Oh, oh, oh Because your speech is slurred enough That you just might swallow your tongue I'm sure you'd want, want to give up the ghost With just a little more poise than that Or was it God who chokes In these situations, running late? No, no, he called in Or was it God who chokes In these situations, running late? No, no, he called in [Pre-Chorus] The hospice is A relaxing weekend getaway Where you're a cut above all the rest Sick and sad patients On first name basis with all the top physicians [Chorus] Prescribed pills To offset the shakes To offset the pills You know you should take It a day at a time [Verse 2] That's when you stu-stu-stutter something profound To the support on the line And with the way you've been talking Every word gets you a step closer to hell [Chorus] Prescribed pills To offset the shakes To offset the pills You know you should take It a day at a time Prescribed pills To offset the shakes To offset the pills You know you should take It a day at a time [Bridge] I am Alone in this bed, house, and head And she never fixes this But at least she I am Alone in this bed, house, and head And she never fixes this But at least she [Chorus] Prescribed pills To offset the shakes To offset the pills You know you should take It a day at a time Prescribed pills To offset the shakes To offset the pills You know you should take It a day at a time [Pre-Chorus] The hospice is A relaxing weekend getaway Where you're a cut above all the rest Sick and sad patients On first name basis with all the top physicians