Ugly Woman

[Hook] Centaur lady In reverse Lovely body but her face Like a horse [Session] Yo, Ill tell you what's great about fuckin' a hit chick She won't complain if you just bust in her quick, shit She better be happy she got thrust with a stiff dick And she'd never cheat, dawg. I'm trustin' this bitch wit Anybody even drunk you wouldn't catch 'em in the place When she was born the doctor even smacked her in the face I introduce her to my boys, they tried to hold me back I told em, "I ain't Shallow Hal, dawg, I know she fat!" Fuck it, at least she make sure I don't see her when I wake up Cause she's so ugly she need to creep up on her make-up Can lead a prenup if we break up, cause we never will Won't give her plastic surgery even if I get a deal For Halloween kids go as her but of course It's tricky cause kids gotta find the fur of a horse This Session tellin' you to get the ugly chick freak and Trust me, mistreat her cause never the musty bitch cheatin' [Tonedeff] Yo Son, I'm sick of these pretty bitches, they're a nightmare to deal with Hoes actin' like they deserve to have their heels licked With fake or even real tits, It's like they wantin fame for their appearance So, I made a severe switch, let me explain what the deal is I met this ugly bitch in the fish section of market I mean for real, this bitch looked like Linda Tripp's illegitimate armpit And yeah, the sex was a bit awkward, but trust me fam I covered her head with a pillowcase while yellin out, "Fuck the klan!" We go to clubs to dance, the floor clears, bouncers shout Hit up the carnival, they hand her a job app for the haunted house And I get mad confused when it comes to humpin' around She asks me to fuck her ass but then tells me, "You fucka mah mouf!" And I'm buggin' out cause it's fucked up when your girl gets her nails painted And the first thing you think is, "You get a face lift?" Would I trade? Sheeeit...Man, I can't call it It's a marriage of convenience and I always get the handicapped parking [Hook 2X] [Substantial] Yeah, yo Got this girl, she's remiscin' of Cole's Big Shirly Burly, she dont know the definition of girly When it's early, she runs a mile with me on her shoulders Nickname's Jawbones, teeth look like she bite boulders You might notice there's no talk of head mentioned Cuz the time I got it it was like another circumcision (ow, it hurts!) Listen, her naked you'd hate to see So brolic when we have sex it's like she rapin' me And I ain't a small dude, you should hear her talk too How boo got more bass in her voice than I do? (I love you) Yeah baby, whatever you say Bikini wax? Her bush look like a fuckin' toupet No choice but to take one for the team or it's curtains Can't prove it but I think she might've killed my old girlfriend Downer, but it's useful bein' around her Cause when we in the club I got my own personal bouncer [PackFM] Yo, it don't bug me that she's ugly as long as she loves me And when we out in public she has to promise not to hug me Ok, shes kinda chubby but her smiles cute, dont knock it She got three teeth, two in her mouth and one in her pocket Let's not kid, I'm positive that she ain't gonna leave me She can't chew through a new leash, she only got two teeth We go to dark places like the movies. Dinner? think not Can't use a knife and fork, I gotta feed her with a slingshot Get a doggy bag only hit it doggy style Can't blame her mom and dad for makin' her an only child You don't want a bunch of those things runnin' around the house We'll be safe as long as you can't get pregnant through the mouth I know what fly chicks are about and fuckin' wit' 'em isn't smart They'll burn a hole in your pocket and it spreads to your heart So if your ratin's more than eight to ten and you high maintenance Better have an ugly friend cause I'll be datin' them She's ugly as sin The bitch has goat titties She suckles migdet on them The bitches toes are longer than her fingers She dips her big toe in ink and writes me love letters The bitches vagina looks like a wombat dipped in chewed bubblegum It's disgusting