I Fucking Like Everything

[Verse 1] I like Apple Jacks, I like Froot Loops Vimeo’s cool, but I like YouTube Don’t fuck with Bluetooth, don’t need no iPhone I like my Sidekick, y’all can leave me alone I like Futurama, I like Family Guy I like The Cosby Show, I miss Family Ties I like 24, I never miss a second I need Season 7 for my DVD collection I like Sasha Grey, I like Bang Bus I like Krylon cans, that’s my paint brush I like the number 7, and the letter P I like the G train, cuz I always get a seat I like my pants baggy, and my Timbs loose Air Force Ones, that’s my favorite gym shoe I like my hats fitted, I like big watches Not big on strip clubs, but I like my chicks topless [Hook X1] Don’t go gettin the wrong idea I’m not a hater, you gotta believe me Probably think that I got no standards Cuz it’s just so easy to please me Now all my people in the street do whatcha like Just rock to the beat, do whatcha like And everybody in the house spread love tonight Cuz ain’t a thing on this earth I doesn’t like [Verse 2] I like purple drink (yo what the fuck is juice?) I like talkin to the youth, they like to hear the truth I like the mamas and the papas, Supremes and The Four Tops I like mixtape cases, they make perfect doorstops I like crowds in Seattle, they always stay live With they hands in the air cuz I like to stagedive I like fresh white tees, can I get a ("crispy") I like Xbox 360 and Street Fighter 50 I like the Knicks and Yankees, the Giants and the Jets And thanks to Jay-Z I rep Brooklyn with the Nets I like to open sharpies, just for the smell of it I like to say vagina, just for the hell of it I like long walks on the beach and crossword puzzles I like Kung Fu Panda and Kung Fu Hustle I like the view from my rooftop, a new pair of tubesocks I like Biggie over 2Pac, Huey on The Boondocks I like to crush a lot, but I ain’t a hater And 9 times outta 10 I’m an appreciater But it’s just my opinion, shouldn’t play a factor So don’t get mad, cuz I still fuckin hate rappers [Hook X1]