Excuses

[Sample]: What’s the use in the truth If you can’t tell a lie sometime? What’s the use in the truth If you can’t tell a lie? [Verse One] [PackFM] Damn, I overslept again? Gotta get this clock rewired Third time this week and I’m guaranteed to be fired My boss thinks I’m a liar All my excuses expired But the stories I come up with He got to admire The bus caught a flat tire? That’s for rookies and dingbats I convinced him daylight savings was fall forward and sprang back Maybe I could make him think that— I had a dream that I was at work already Nahhh, he’d never believe that [ICON The Mic King] Man, I’m always ahead of my time You callin my mom a liar? Wait Look at the time Let me tell you what transpired To the office, I’m on my way again Early as usual Got abducted by aliens With some girl that was beautiful I screamed ‘Don’t make me late for work They sayin’ I got to stay For a long enough period for me a shorty to copulate C’mon, what would you do? Of course you’d hit it fam But now I’m three hours late Cause, I ain’t no minute man [Hook] [Boss] Why are you late again? [PackFM] Let me explain [Boss] Do you think this is a joke? [PackFM] Nah, I can explain [Boss] I should fire you right now [PackFM] No, check it out, let me explain! Excuses, excuses, excuses [Boss] Every day it’s something new [PackFM] Yo, let me explain [Boss] You must not like your job [PackFM] Nah, let me explain [Boss] I’m not gonna warn you anymore [PackFM] Yo, check it out, I can explain! Excuses, excuses, excuses [Verse Two] [iCON The Mic King] My bad love (here we go) I got hit by the 7 bus (Uh-huh) Plus I got stuck behind eleven trucks (Ooh) Oh, I said those before (Yep!) Well, really it’s Pack’s fault Had to hit the hospital We cracked his head on the asphalt Be easy girl (Whatever) You don’t need to smack a star There’s plenty of ways to be in traffic when you don't even have a car C’mon, stop actin’ sour I brought you some flowers I won’t be late again At least not - more than 2 hours Holla [PackFM] Baby, I know I’m late But check it out, I can explain I had to rescue a baby from under a train He needed surgery, I had to operate on his brain Then I went and got your umbrella, I thought it would rain I know it’s insane, you probably think I’m makin’ this up But I got the number of the lady who was drivin’ the bus (Was it a bus or a train? Pack you lied to me! How dare you?!) Oh, I’m sorry baby, but, um, hey! Is that a new hairdo? [Hook] [ICON] Yo, give me a lift to the airport [PackFM] I got somewhere to be right now [Tone] Hey man, can you help me move? [PackFM] I got somewhere to be right now [Girl] But this is your baby! [PackFM] I got somewhere to be right now Excuses, excuses, excuses [Tone] Yo, let’s go hit up the show [PackFM] I got somewhere to be right now [Tone] Would you like to take a survey? [PackFM] I got somewhere to be right now [ICON] Yo man, you got my dough? [PackFM] I got somewhere to be right now Excuses, excuses, excuses [Verse Three] [PackFM] Damn Ike, you late again? I shoulda known not to trust ya For someone ahead of their time You be late like a mothafucka! [ICON] I know you ain’t talk He always leave me waitin’ for minutes What can I say fam? I need a motivation to spit this [PackFM] Yeah that’s funny, yo I get it But whatever the case A second later, Words and Mecca woulda been takin’ your place [Wordsworth] I got 8 bars ready! [Mecca] Son, I was comin’ with the chorus [ICON] Wait - Mecca raps? Words knows what a metaphor is? Pack, you wylin’ out Hold tight, be there in a second Don’t dead me cause you scared I’ll outshine you on your record [PackFM] All I’m sayin is do you kid But be swift with your movement How you gonna outshine me, cause Usin’ celly with excuses [ICON] Whatever man, I’m here now Be up in a sec Shit my notebook’s in the cab, man And that nigga just left [PackFM] Hold up, let me get this straight You hours and seconds late Beggin me not to be replaced Now you all up in my face Sayin your rap sheet is in the backseat - of a taxi? But when the check is late, you won’t hesitate to ask me I told you bout this last week, your excuses are useless At least have the decency to tell me what the truth is! All the time in the booth is just costin’ me dough [ICON] That’s no excuse Pack, cause we tapin’ at Tone’s You know I’m your ace in the hole When it comes to blazin’ a poem I’ll rip it straight from the dome So get prepared to drop the heat Damn I wish I got some sleep Tone, you ready to rock this beat? [Tone] Nah we can’t [ICON] Why Tone? [Tone] Cause Pack forgot the beat Yo man - you forgot it [Pack] Whatchu lookin’ at me for? Shit. Your momma, nigga [Hook] [PackFM] Yo, what took you so long? [ICON] What had happened was [PackFM] You can’t call nobody? [ICON] See, what had happened was [PackFM] Fuck it, I’m takin’ you off this track [ICON] What had happened was [PackFM] Excuses, excuses, excuses [Tone] Dog, how could you forget the beat? [PackFM] Nah, see what had happened was [Tone] Man, you do this every time [PackFM] What had happened was [Tone] That’s it, you’re dropped from QN5 [PackFM] No, no! What had happened was [Outro x2] What’s the use in the truth If you can’t tell a lie sometime? What’s the use in the truth If you can’t tell a lie?