Deer in the Headlights

[Verse 1] Met a girl in the parking lot And all I did was say hello Her pepper spray made it rather hard For me to walk her home But I guess that's the way it goes [Chorus] Tell me again was it love at first sight When I walked by and you caught my eye Didn't you know love could shine this bright? Well smile because you're the deer in the headlights [Verse 2] Met a girl with a graceful charm But when beauty met the beast he froze Got the sense I was not her type By black eye and bloody nose But I guess that's the way it goes [Chorus] Tell me again was it love at first sight When I walked by and you caught my eye Didn't you know love could shine this bright? Well smile because you're the deer in the headlights [Verse 3] It's suffocating to say But the female mystique takes my breath away So give me a smile or give me a sneer Because I'm trying to guess here [Chorus] Tell me again was it love at first sight When I walked by and you caught my eye Didn't you know love could shine this bright? I'm sorry I ever tried, deer in the headlights [Chorus] Tell me again was it love at first sight When I walked by and you caught my eye Didn't you know love could shine this bright? If life was a game, you would never play nice If love was a beam, you'd be blind in both eyes Put your sunglasses on cause you're a deer in the headlights [Outro] You're the deer in the headlights You're the deer in the headlights