Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)/Act I Finale

[DELIA, spoken] Business friends I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months I don't even know how many I'd have to check my pay stubs But, as my guru Otho always says- (sung) Day-O! [CHARLES, spoken] What? [LYDIA, spoken] What's going on Delia? Are you alright? [DELIA, spoken] Um, I-I am so sorry I don't-I don't know what just happened I meant to say- (sung) Me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day-o! [CHARLES, spoken] Delia? Do you need to lie down? [DELIA, spoken] No! No, I just need to- (sung) Daylight come and me wanna go home [gasping] (spoken) What is happening to me? [CHARLES, spoken] Maxie! [MAXIE, spoken] Yes? [CHARLES, spoken] On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say- (sung) Work all night on a drink of rum [ALL, excluding LYDIA] Daylight come and me wanna go home [DELIA] Stack banana till the morning come, brrah! [ALL, excluding LYDIA] Daylight come and me wanna go home Day, me say day o Daylight come and me wanna go home [CHARLES] Come mister tally man, tally me banana [ALL, excluding LYDIA] Daylight come and me wanna go home [MAXIE] Come mister tally man tally me banana [ALL, excluding LYDIA] Daylight come and me wanna go home [CHARLES, spoken] Lydia! Call 9-1-1! Wait, why aren't you dancing? [LYDIA, spoken] It's like I told you Dad This house is haunted And the ghosts who live here ...want you out! Barbara, the pig! [BARBARA, spoken] Who wants bacon?! [DELIA, spoken] No! No! I'm a vegan! [CHARLES] A beautiful bunch of ripe banana [ALL, excluding LYDIA] Daylight come and me wanna go home [MAXINE] Hide the deadly black tarantula [PIG] Daylight come and me wanna go home [ALL] Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch Daylight come and me wanna go home Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch Daylight come and me wanna go home [CHARLES, spoken] Maxie! Please, forgive me! If I had known- [MAXIE, spoken] Chuck, you moron! Don't apologize! We're gonna be rich! [CHARLES, spoken] What? [LYDIA, spoken] What? [MAXIE, spoken] I was never gonna invest in your stupid "gated community" But a genuine haunted house? It's a goldmine! [LYDIA, spoken] No! [CHARLES, spoken] Do you hear that Delia? These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! [LYDIA, spoken] No, you're supposed to be scared! [ADAM, spoken] Lydia, we're so sorry! It didn't work! [LYDIA, spoken] There's one thing that can still stop him [BARBARA, spoken] Lydia, no You don't know what will happen [LYDIA, spoken] I can't keep living like this! Betelgeuse! [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I'm so glad you changed your mind You are never gonna regret this [LYDIA, spoken] Betelgeuse... [BETELGEUSE, spoken] We are gonna make such a great team! Give me just one... more... [LYDIA, spoken] Betelgeuse! [BETELGEUSE, spoken] It's showtime! [INSTRUMENTAL] [BETELGEUSE, spoken] It's our house now, kid! [LYDIA, spoken] Whoa... [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Looks like we're not invisible anymore!