Your Back Pack Past

[Hook: Open Mike Eagle] If you’re afraid they might discover your backpack past Start trap rapping Do a bunch of coke Grow a handlebar Do some more coke There are a hundred ways to cover your backpack past Do some heroin Start a bunch of bands Do some more coke and some more heroin [Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle] I know it’s hard out there for a dinosaur What you collect all those rare vinyls for? Hall closet full of Timbs and Adidas stripes All you needs slim jeans and a tee tonight Cause you've seen the light It’s a new regime There's so much fresh shit in the music scene And staying current means fuck what it used to be And what you used to like You can choose tonight Cause it’s all today It’s such an awesome day At least that’s what the dolls and the bloggers say And what the top 40 jockeys have the callers say Fuck a yesterday dawg throw it all away Fuck a yes yaller, the DJ spins links in your web crawlers The tumblr's called first church of the dead baller It’s a dot net. Is we hot yet? Jpeg banner is a platter full of hot sex Write think pieces all about context Write op-eds, in a mock neck Your favorite rap album hasn’t even dropped yet [Hook] If you’re afraid they might discover your backpack past You can do some R&B If you’re afraid they might discover your backpack past Just make it all about your falsetto [Verse 2: Has-Lo] You wear huge shirts Such big jeans Buy some skinny ones Get a fitted tee Mines whitewashed And I got 'em torn It’s street though I got boxers on I done grown out of Gangstarr and Wu-Tang All the girls here only like Gucci Mane I don’t know 'em well That’s rare taste You can ask 'em on dates But they all flake That’s cool they got stuff to do I don’t care anyway I’m just trying to screw Step into the now Being such a prude Drink a forty ounce This’ll get you loose Love free love Never dated anyone more than three months Busy doing things What’s more important Got a pair of McFlys and a pair of Jordans Keep retros Cop on the first day cause I gotta have it Plaid shirt with the rosary I’m not a catholic Christ head made of wood reading op-eds And a think-piece on my fav dot net