Original Butterscotch Confection

[Busdriver] All my niggas with Vulcan ears Are auctioneers for these tape deck airlifts While these thuggy rugby playing Huggy bears Rally for same-sex marriage [Open Mike Eagle] They're having children out of wedlock after latex tearing Leaving their honorable families disgraced Embarrassed [Busdriver] They rap in Gaelic hair care tips and run shit like a legless heiress Wait, what the fuck am I saying? [Open Mike Eagle] The pen's pregnant It's waddling with its ankles swollen About to give birth to what should have been the Bangles' opus It's a bouquet full of faded roses But tighter than Lederhosen When German tanks invaded Poland [Busdriver] But not as tight as the acceptance speech That I gave the thankful mole men As I'm crowned king I'm Yao Ming under the turntable molding I've got the sexiest job Espionage and fandangled coding As I lie to millions like Dan Rather [Open Mike Eagle] Well, fuck it I'll be a dance rapper Fastening my pants backwards Rambling about Franz Ferdinand and Franz Kafka For spittin' it nice I'll give you advice like Ann Landers [Busdriver] And from me you shall be handed lanyards Before you're picked clean Your haircut's 16 when you're obviously 36 Gravy drips on your pancreas in my serving dish Cause I don't approve bookings of Sexual Chocolate's front man I crush his glands to the size of a Hershey's kiss In a cursing fit [Open Mike Eagle] We get down like treasure hunters unearthing shit Nasty as Heather Hunter's leather covered nursing tits Writing with feathers from buzzards on weathered rubber And these cheddar lovers suck Cause they've yet to discover Thirsty Fish [Busdriver] Mother f' your puckered pecker when you're dressed like Sgt. Pepper [Open Mike Eagle] This larkish feather writes the largest letters on the parchment ever [Busdriver] Cut the cheddar stutter-stepper and I'll glue your stuff together [Open Mike Eagle] Stuffin' letters cussin' cause I like your mother's muffins better [Busdriver] See you've been outted by the unexcitable diploma earner Sojourner Truth's afterbirth hanging off of some Chola's cursor click [Open Mike Eagle] We stick together like frozen burgers The shit we spit is original as the oldest Werther's Butterscotch confection [Outro: Busdriver] Man these fools can't even rap half as tight I be going to their funerals blowing bagpipes, aha Fool, I'm twice as dope, I'm longer than an isotopes half-life Get it, cause I'm long, I'm long, I'm long Either my shlong, or my career, ugh Yea, I'm a cypher eradicator, No I'm not Too old for that shit, too old for that shit So I got to go on with it, rapping...